Sophie Kasaei a Tit Nippley and Crap Around the Web

January 11, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

LeAnn Rimes bikini booty of the day (DrunkenStepfather) Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Antarctic adventure (TMZ) Moira Donegan cops to creating the ‘Shitty Media Men’ harassment list that got everybody fired (TerribleWords) Rosie Huntington-Whiteley breast exposed at photo shoot (TaxiDriverMovie) Sophie Kasaei beach bikini body curves (Egotastic) Sura Silverman sexy in this elegant topless shoot (EgotasticAllStars) Gal Gadot looking like a leggy […]

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Gal Gadot of the Year and Shit Around the Web

November 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Hotties eating at In-N-Out, Naked Queens, and More!

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Wonder Woman Will Quit If Brett Ratner Manages Next Flick

November 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Female celebrities will soon start taking one knee to protest sexual harassment. Before that it was both knees with no objections but some hush money curbed all that courage to come out and identify the culprit. I guess it’s hard to talk with a full mouth and full pockets. 

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Amy Adams Marriage Material and Shit Around the Web

November 6, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Buoyant bikini babes, boob tube nudes, and more!

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Gal Gadot Hates America

October 6, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Gal Gadot is about as charming as Natalie Portman’s role in Black Swan as played by a skin tag during her appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. The thirty-two-year-old Israeli and Mr. Tears Of A Clown cover everything from her role in Wonder Woman to the mysteries of chocolate and peanut butter, and Gadot manages to work in some fun and flirty sanctimonious comments about how Americans are fat ungodly pigs, to which Fallow says “Heyuck, I’m going to blow my brains out any day now so shit on me all you want.” Paraphrasing.

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Kelly Rohrbach Roars Back and Shit Around the Web

October 3, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Celebs in swimming pools, nudity filled DVD releases, and more!

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James Cameron Still Knows Wonder Woman Sucks

September 28, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Softcore porn flick Wonder Woman is as divisive as Chrissy Teigen’s cellulite. Admit that it’s not your new religion and you hate women and their protesting and their tampons. The creators behind Wonder Woman, which has grossed over $820 million worldwide since premiering in June, tout the flick’s profound contribution to the feminist zeitgeist. A strong independent superhero who don’t need no man. But definitely takes care of her body to ensure bangability. And bankability. The full package.

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Eva Longoria Busty at the Beach and Shit Around the Web

July 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Topless Dutch models, hottest bikini babes over 50, and more!

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Makeup-Free Gal Gadot Fucks Us

June 20, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Gal Gadot took to Instagram to share a makeup-free selfie in the aftermath of a sleepless night with her sick newborn. A makeup-free selfie from a highly fuckable celebrity is a huge “go kill yourself” to hard working ladies everywhere.

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Let The Wonder Woman Pay Gap Whining Commence

June 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s a natural lifecycle to unsupported bitching. It’s all in the textbook and will definitely be on the Bad Shit Men Do To Subjugate Women finals. A long title for the most popular class currently taught at liberal arts schools. 

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