Ellie Goulding Italian Bikini Vacay and Shit Around the Web

July 10, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Joanna Krupa splitsville, Lily-Rose Depp enchants, and more!


Genevieve Morton Cheesecake Shots Are Her Burden to Carry

December 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Being a bikini model at thirty requires numerous considerations about how to frame your continuing work as an actual career. That goes beyond the physical toll to maintain your shape. At some point it becomes about a profound rationale for your pending topless calendar.


Genevieve Morton Bikinis Like A Champ And Shit Around The Web

July 28, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Genevieve Morton knows Instagram is for bikini shots. And ISIS terrorism recruitment. Someday the two shall merge.


Genevieve Morton Extreme Sideboob

August 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’d never tell a woman how to dress. If I did, I’d tell her to dress like this. If you notice how greasy her face is you’re probably sexually fluid and should consider spending more on belts. This Owen Wilson movie has all the makings of a film that one guy you really hate at […]


Genevieve Morton in A Bikini

November 6, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This chick really is my favorite. She’s the hot blonde South African model that wasn’t killed by Oscar Pistorious in the Blade Runner model murder roulette. She’s using her second chance at life to show off her tits and ass in every single one of her home country’s twenty nine thousand swimsuit magazines. They do […]


Genevieve Morton Poses In Bikinis

August 12, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know why women require eighty-two dozen bikini options each summer. You could probably do with three. The Model, the Average Girl, and the You Probably Shouldn’t Be in a Bikini. Men only need five minutes to purchase a bathing suit. That includes check out and parking. The exception is in Europe where men […]


Genevieve Morton Poses Nude for Randall Slavin

July 17, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This South African chick will do anything for attention. You think laying naked on a rocky beach is pleasant? You get a chunk of limestone up your cunny and you’ll be wondering why you didn’t take that weekend shift at the Johannesburg Chick-fil-A.  Ambition really is what differentiates the aspiring models from the girls who […]


Genevieve Morton Topless In GQ

July 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Genevieve Morton seems to be booking about five magazine shoots per day. She finished out last night with a racy nature pictorial for Ranger Rick. She’s trying to earn enough coin to be smuggled over the giant wall they built around South Africa to contain all the rabid vacation resort monkeys. Either that or Oscar […]


Genevieve Morton In Lingerie

July 1, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like this South African chick a lot. I’d like to think we could spend hours over drinks discussing how the trains ran on time under Apartheid before unlocking the seven deadbolts on her Johannesburg loft and making love like otters. Christ, just look at that body. She makes me want to learn a foreign […]


Genevieve Morton’s Boobs Seem Smart

June 21, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The rise of Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated photography sessions has been a huge boon for hot girls in South Africa. While these young women used to be limited to lives as the trophy wives of wealthy blood diamond purveyors and members of secret Afrikaner purity death squads, they can now rise to the level […]