Lea Michele Magnetic Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

September 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Arianny Celeste vacay, Caroline Vreeland see-through, and more!


Hollywood Greenlighting ‘Illegals’

September 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hollywood proved completely impotent in swaying recent elections, but they can damn well make movies and TV shows about the enlightened life. In response to the stepped up enforcement of immigration laws, Tinsel Town is green-lighting the shit out of projects casting illegal immigrants in a lovable light.


Xenia Van Der Woodsen Gives You Wood and Shit Around the Web

August 4, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Kim v Kylie: Who wore it better, nude cast members of American Horror Story, and more!


Gina Rodriguez Masturbation Absolution

July 28, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Priests have screwed up whole generations of Catholics, telling girls they should feel guilty for tickling the taco all while luring their male classmates into the confessional for a diddle.


Women of Hollywood Can’t Catch a Break

May 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to imagine a more self-evidently pointless task than asking a group of successful women in Hollywood how Hollywood denies success to women. But it’s now the daily sport of magazines and trade papers who have editors demanding horrible sexism in Hollywood stories because that’s their agenda. We used to say, because that’s their job, […]