Jada Pinkett-Smith Super Annoying, But Right This Time

December 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jada Pinkett Smith can’t help but sound super irritating. She speaks like a college freshman lesbian who suddenly uncovered racism in America. Only part of that description is accurate. 


Smith Family Celebrity Garage Sale

October 7, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I wouldn’t mind owning one or two pairs of Jada Pinkett-Smith’s old panties. Not for anything pervy, but because I’m inclined towards doing everything I can in helping those afflicted by natural disasters. 


Leah Remini Snitches On Jada Pinkett Smith’s Scientology Status

September 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Family is forever. So snitching on your sister about her psychotic Scientology beliefs should be expected. Blood in blood out. Scientology was clearly the tax free answer to the Illuminati.


Jada Pinkett Smith Bikinis In Hawaii And Shit Around The Web

March 16, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Jade Pinkett Smith is the best part of the Smith family. When she doesn’t speak, she’s almost endearing. It’s close. 


Jada Pinkett Sees Beautiful People

January 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jada Pinkett Smith refused to attend last year’s Oscars for lack of black actor nominations. Most notably her husband for his role in Concussion. The fact that she wasn’t invited to the Oscars in the first place became an irrelevant factoid of her anecdotal and selective outrage.


Chris Rock Got Prior Written Consent

March 2, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Chris Rock made some pointed comments at a number of OscarsSoWhite Academy Award malcontents during his opening monologue while hosting the event this past Sunday evening. It was a way of softening the blow for his larger note that Hollywood is indeed racist, just not the horrible kind. “Jada’s gonna boycott the Oscars? Jada boycotting […]


Alexis Arquette Demands Jada and Will Smith Cop to Being Gay

January 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alexis Arquette is that Arquette acting family sibling who started out as Robert the boy, then Robert the teen cross dresser, then Robert the drag queen actress, and finally Alexis, the chick who looks a shitload like Robert but with a vagina and extensions. Arquette calls herself an activist which is an industry term for long out […]


Samantha Hoopes Sells Magic Mike XXL

June 26, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Going to see Magic Mike doesn’t make you gay. Going to see Magic Mike and insisting it’ll make your girlfriend happy and you’ll get laid, that’s gay. The confident heterosexual male never insists. The Marlboro man never had to declare that he liked to end his ride on the range with a smoke and some […]


Jada Pinkett Smith Looks Fucking Fantastic

November 19, 2013 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jada Pinkett Smith must be laughing at how lesser women fall to pieces when rumors of their spouses’s infidelity start swirling around. In her years in Hollywood she’s probably had to comfort tons of these basket case wives whose showbiz husbands are reportedly sampling the ladies outside the wedding bonds. So don’t look to Jada […]