Hot Bravo Mom Beth Bowen Visits The Last Men on Earth Podcast #104

October 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth Podcast, with special guest Beth Bowen, we discuss Jennifer Garner’s attempt to be a regular old gal, ask Beth to specifically identify what’s left for women to gender complain about, hook into numerous theories about lady teachers banging their high school students, condemn all of NCCA college sports, wonder why the entertainment industry gives Polanski a pass on his mounting child rapes, give Dan Bilzerian a letter grade on his Vegas massacre behavior, and dig into the dude who jizzed on little kids’ flutes at the local public schools. We covered everything.

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Jennifer Garner, Single Working Mom

October 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Garner recently joined Instagram and inaugurated her social media life with a post about how exhausted she was the night after camping out with his kids in the backyard.

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Bella Thorne Sweet Teats and Shit Around the Web

July 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Garner and Chelsea Handler hang out, Bella Hadid takes a shower, and more!

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People Magazine Goes Off the Reservation

June 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The simple distinction between People magazine and the large remainder of checkout counter tabloids is that People magazine colludes with the celebrities to publish bullshit stories that cast them in a favorable light. This is done in exchange for access. 

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Divorce Seems Easier When Super Rich

May 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Garner finally pulled the trigger on divorce papers with Ben Affleck. She’s been dangling the documents for a couple years now, during the course of their separation.

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Ben Affleck Drunk Dad Of The Year

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Drunk dads are the best. Especially when your dad’s Batman. The paps recently caught Ben Affleck hanging out with Jennifer Garner and their two and a half kids. He pulled out the good wig. 

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Juno Gender Biased Table Read

March 20, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Director Jason Reitman is staging a live table read of Juno, a ten year old movie he directed which nobody has talked about in ten years. The table read will benefit Planned Parenthood. Can’t we just donate twice as much and skip this thing, Honey?

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Ben Affleck Back to Rehab

March 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck finished a run in rehab while you weren’t even paying attention. Pretty epic sleight of hand. Also, nobody notices where he goes. Occasionally, check the press wire to see how Batman’s going. His press people show up to work while he’s drying out.

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Jennifer Garner Slouching Into Single

November 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s that moment when a woman decides it’s time to get her ass up and off to the gym. It’s typically not long after her husband fucks the nanny. Jennifer Garner got the rep for mom jeans and loose fitting tops during her homemaking days. Ben always told her how beautiful she looked before he […]

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Ben Affleck And Nanny Disconnect

August 12, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is steadily denying he nailed his nanny while she appears to be milking the rumor for all it’s worth. Women love attention. Even if it’s in the form of dubious claims that you’re a home wrecker. People used to take pride in their job. Now they take pride in being fired for doing […]

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