J Lo Does Coffee Better Than You

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The green and white cup is the status symbol of stupidity. But that still didn’t stop J Lo from pimping out her carry around cup as if even owning a travel mug wasn’t already obnoxious. 

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Dalia Elliott Bent Over and Shit Around the Web

November 29, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez in spandex, the best butts of 2017, and more!

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A-Rod and J.Lo Meet Cute Story Will Melt Your Heart

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Alex Rodriguez and Jennifer Lopez are both divorced parents in their 40’s who’ve found they like banging each other the thrice a month they get together in the same city. That should be enough. If only it were enough.

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Chris Brown Wants To Test Drive JLo

November 1, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Chris Brown will have to wait in line like everyone else fantasizing about boning JLo. She’s hot and she’s aging well, but I’m pretty sure the thought of a potential black eye after an outburst doesn’t make her wet.

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JLo Jiggled Junk For Donations While Mark Anthony Robbed For Millions

October 17, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez definitely cares about the distraught individuals left in the wake of a devastating hurricane. So she helped out the best way she knew how. Her ass. 

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Jennifer Lopez Showgirl For Paper Magazine

August 23, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In addition to including A-list retirement home pageant queen Mariah Carey in their “We’ve Still got it, We Swear” issue, Paper Magazine slaps Jennifer Lopez on the cover with an interview revealing that she might be a little dumb.

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FTC Engages in Futile Battle Over Social Media Disclosure

May 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Federal Trade Commission is the intersection point between the free marketplace and regulation to keep people from getting unwittingly fucked in the free marketplace. Like making male Speedo ads note in eight point font that this banana hammock in no way will help you get laid by a person of the opposite sex, though same sex, hell yes. 

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J-Lo Introduces A-Rod To Mother

April 4, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez, 47, and Alex Rodriguez, 41, have officially taken their middle-aged romance to the next level. The former pop star introduced the disgraced baseball player to her mother, Guadalupe Rodriguez. 

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J-Lo and A-Rod An Item

March 10, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Fresh off her publicity concocted romance with Drake, Jennifer Lopez is reportedly humping Alex Rodriguez. Whatever keeps you in the news. The two have a lot in common. First off, they have the same face.

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Jennifer Lopez Mysterious Breasts

February 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez posted cryptic pre-printed messages on Instagram providing the opportunity for hundreds of thousands of women to muse over her relationship status with Drake over the weekend. Everybody finds their own form of living through others. Most chose the Super Bowl.

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