Blind Item: Which Celebrity Dad Had Sex With Daughters / Knocked Them Up

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Papa Joe Simpson, father of daughter-wives Jessica and Ashlee. What happens in Abilene, TX stays in Abilene, TX. But other people are saying Joe Jackson, father of Janet and La Toya, which when you think about it seems almost difficult not to believe. 

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Jessica Simpson’s Pigtail Fiasco

October 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

How is it possible to have annual slutwalks and then shame a fellow female for having pigtails. Is there a handbook for inappropriate hairstyles that I’m unaware of?

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Jessica Simpson Bares Booty For Husbands Birthday

September 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson just turned 37 not too long ago. But she’s decided to go out with a bang before committing the remainder of her existence playing Bingo and eating canned cat food on purpose.

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Jessica Simpson Honey Boo Boo Chic

August 9, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

After seeing what I can only define as problem areas, I assumed that these images would be accompanied by the words “brave,” “body positive,” “slam,” and “h8ers,” but apparently we’re not doing that with Jessica Simpson.

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Dukes of Debauchery Arrested

August 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Cocaine possession without a complementing indecent assault charge is the equivalent of leaving your pants at home. All you wanted to do was party in the first place.

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Spice Up Your Sex Life and Shit Around the Web

July 11, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Jessica Simpson’s ass, Isabeli Fontana’s nipples, and more!

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Jessica Simpson Topless Birthday Ass Kissing

July 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Birthday girl Jessica Simpson appears as an interchangeable Real Housewife in a new topless Instagram post with the caption “Kiss My Butt 36.” Kiss it? I’ll devour it. Kidding. Simpson’s body is back on track after years of Mariah Carey-worthy smoke and mirrors in strategic poses and industrial strength girdles.

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Jessica Simpson Guns Blazing

April 21, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson is plotting her return to reality television. It was her Newlyweds MTV show with then husband Nick Lachey that turned her from junior pop star into an A-list celebrity. People love a dumb blond with big tits. It’s the white whale for feminists.

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Jessica Simpson in A Bikini

March 31, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jessica Simpson only seems dumb. Those giant tits in that bikini that doesn’t come close to fitting just sold her twenty million in signature bangle earrings. She wore the cutoff jeans so media outlets around the world wouldn’t even have to fumble for the Daisy Duke headline. It’s all there. The complete giant Weight Watchers […]

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Jessica Simpson Pimping Daughter

February 24, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s nothing but the headline ‘adorable’ on major media outlets regarding Jessica Simpson posting her pre-K daughter with seductive prose. It’s always adorable when mothers sexualize their children. Oh, old man, no? Depending on which music historian or urban dictionary you believe, Kelis Milkshake song is either about her tits or her blow job skills. Kelis […]

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