Kaley Cuoco Found Her Billionaire

August 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kaley Cuoco dumped her professional tennis player husband because he wasn’t playing any tennis, not anything bringing in cash. Every well-off chick eventually learns what every well-off guy knows more instinctively — rent love. Buying is for suckers.


Kaley Cuoco Saw It Coming

October 6, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to friends of Kaley Cuoco, the Big Bang Theory actress wasn’t surprised by her recent divorce from her husband Ryan Sweeting after only 21 months of the kind of marriage gay marriage activists used to point to as heterosexual marriage fail. Those were good times. According to friends of Cuoco, the divorce was a […]


Kaley Cuoco Had Some Work Done

December 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kaley Cuoco is outraged that people think she got a nose job after she posted tons of photos of herself bandaged up after having surgery on her nose. I hate when that happens. All you want is for the public to share in the personal details of your sinus surgery. That shouldn’t be too much […]


Kaley Cuoco Is Not So Good at Teasy

December 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At some point before you chop off your flowing locks you should ask yourself, how badly do I want to be mistaken for Ellen? This could save a whole lot of heartache. Kaley Cuoco is one of those girls who has benefitted from the blond bombshell reputation by way of a big head of platinum […]


Kaley Cuoco Is a Lifetime Achiever

October 31, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kaley Cucoco received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame after her PayPal for $49.95 cleared and she agreed to make herself look as old and unattractive as possible for a 28-year old with nice tits. The notion that the star in the cement in front of a head shop is synonymous with a […]


Kaley Cuoco’s Husband Got An Armful Of Boob

April 29, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Here’s a fun optical illusion to start your day off right. Are Kaley Cuoco‘s breasts crammed into a fun, artsy bathing suit as her husband and tennis pro, Ryan Sweeting, is getting cozy with her by the water somewhere? Or is that really his arm that’s wrapped around her bare breasts, as implied by her […]


Kaley Cuoco In A Bikini In Her Pool

April 10, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Now that Kaley Cuoco has liberated her tits with her heartfelt revelation that they’re not only fake, but they’re the best thing she ever bought herself, she can be free to do all sorts of shit without fear of public judgement. I imagine an immense weight has been lifted off her shoulders, and chest, and […]


Kaley Cuoco Applauds Her Own Big Fake Titties

April 5, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s refreshing to hear one Hollywood actress say that her implants were the best thing to ever happen to her, as Kaley Cuoco did in Cosmo magazine, right there between the same blowjob tips the magazine has been serving up since ’77. The standard refrain from actresses when discussing plastic surgery is first to vehemently […]


Kaley Cuoco Inks Betwixts Her Scapula For Love

March 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You may recall that Kaley Cuoco’s wedding to the 667th ranked tennis player in the world was so romantic, that people openly wept at their New Year’s Eve ceremony. To commemorate the true majesty of endless love, the groom, Ryan Sweeting, got himself a large forearm tattoo with the date of the wedding in Roman […]


Kaley Cuoco And Ryan Sweeting Couldn’t Look Happier

February 28, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

What is it about the airport that makes minor celebrities look like they want to blow their brains out so much? Obviously, flying sucks and being around so many random losers is a pain in the ass, but people like Kaley Cuoco and Ryan Sweeting, no matter how average or mediocre they are in their […]