Barrymore, Rat Cow, Kloss Undress For Fashion Orgy Fusion Photos

September 6, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The part of fashion I do appreciate is the power these designers have to make hot women take off their clothes. While owning a bush may fall under a trend, a great pair of tits will never go out of style. 

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Karlie Kloss Jacket, No Shirt and Shit Around the Web

June 27, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Miranda Kerr laundering money, Ashley Haas’ avocados, and more!

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The Joy of Topless Joy Corrigan and Shit Around the Web

May 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Holly Graves topless photoshoot of the day (DrunkenStepfather)

Porn star Molly Cavalli swims with sharks (TMZ)

Lizzy Cundy nipple show in see-through dress (TaxiDriverMovie)

Joy Corrigan caught topless at the beach (EgotasticAllStars)

Madison Beer bare midriff on the town (Egotastic)

Karlie Kloss in awesome photoshoot for InStyle (HollywoodTuna)

Jessica Biel bootylicious bikini pics (Popoholic)

Uma Jolie is April’s Cherry of the Month (Fleshbot)

More Boobs are Coming: Game of Thrones to Get 4 Spin-Offs (Mr.Skin)

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Karlie Kloss Apologizes For Yellow Face

February 16, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Supermodel Karlie Kloss apologized for appearing in Vogue’s Diversity Issue wearing a kimono, a Geisha outfit, and dressing as a Sumo wrestler. She was immediately and predictably lambasted for participating in cultural appropriation. This has to be trolling. 

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Karlie Kloss Koding Kamps and Kristen Stewart Muffin Twisting on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #72

January 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast Matt and I go into deep superficial detail on Lola Kirke’s preppy white girls problems (hint: it’s abortion), Karlie Kloss and her concentration coding camps for girls who will never attend, Kristen Stewart biting hard on this whole lesbian bandwagon, super white Joseph Fiennes portraying super white Michael Jackson, figuring out how Chris Brown walks free, and positing why super independent feminists still unapologetically ask “daddy” for help. It’s work, but God granted us these microphones and/or we stole them from a gig two years ago.

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Karlie Kloss Loves to Kode

January 10, 2017 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Models who made their bones by holding hands with Taylor Swift through her breakups and dating Jared Kushner’s less successful brother are being encouraged to back STEM (Science, Tech, Engineering, Math) projects for girls. Karlie Kloss launched a summer camp for girls to learn coding called Kode With Klossy.

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They Don’t Give Awards to The Smartest Chicks

November 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some models get it. This gig is so damn arbitrary. There are a ton of pretty girls and you look like a ton of them. When opportunity knocks, open the door, fuck it, and ask what it can do for you while you smoke a menthol on your pillow.

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The Kushner Boys Doing Alright For Themselves

September 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sons of well-to-do Jersey real estate magnate, Charles Kushner, Jared and Joshua seem to be doing pretty well for themselves. The both are rumored to have been let into Harvard after dad made a $2.5 million donation to the cash-starved institution. State Department rules in play. It seems unfair when you’re nine and don’t yet understand how the world works. Get a richer dad.

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Karlie Kloss Brings The Cleavage And Shit Around The Web

September 9, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Karlie Kloss wants you to see all of her cleavage. She’s now the third highest paid model in the world thanks to being pretend gay friends with Taylor Swift. It’s a thankless job, with a sweet paycheck.

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What’s the Opposite of a Sausage Party? (Hint: Taylor Swift Loves Girls)

July 5, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift only had the most awesome Fourth of July party ever because it didn’t include stupid boys. Boys will say anything to try to put their diddle sticks inside your special flowers. It’s just heartbreak. Girl power to the tune of two hundred million dollars. In your face, past boyfriends.

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