Spanking to Kelly Clarkson

January 9, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing quite raises the dander of American moms like a parenting issue they can argue as subject matter experts because they’ve raised two kid. Very few women actually raise multiple families of children, save for perhaps undocumented nannies, and even fewer women actually formally study and research parenting. So somewhere around far less than one […]

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Kelly Clarkson Was Anti-Sex Of Her Own Accord Until Marriage

November 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

 

Kelly Clarkson is trying to tell the world is that she’s sexually attracted to stock preset male Sims’ characters. But I️ wouldn’t expect anything else from a woman with a dad bod and easily forgettable face of her own. 

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Kelly Clarkson Fat As Fuck And Loving It

July 5, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kelly Clarkson clapped back at the h8ers this July Fourth when bullied about her weight. Again. The American Idol alum tweeted: “Had a beautiful day w/family & I know I was able 2 have it because of the strength&courage of the men&women who have&are protecting us!” To which a user poignantly commented: “You’re fat.” To which Clarkson responded: “….and still fucking awesome.”

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Kelly Clarkson Beats Nature

October 7, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kelly Clarkson had to be hospitalized both times she gave birth, a clear indicator that you’re out of shape. She clearly had a traumatic experience. First she had her tubes tied. There’s got to be a better way of saying that.

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Kelly Clarkson Wasn’t Fond of Dr. Luke

March 9, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Kelly Clarkson has joined the parade of women to publicly attack music producer, Dr. Luke. Unlike other recent detractors, Clarkson has worked with the controversial music producer. According to Clarkson, Dr. Luke is a dick. No shit. He’s a Hollywood music producer. Quick, name the nicest one you know. Yep, he’s in prison for running over […]

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Kelly Clarkson Nostalgic

February 29, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Kelly Clarkson gave an emotional performance during the final season of American Idol. Clarkson broke into tears during her musical number as she caught herself in a monitor and realized she looks like Carrie Fisher even though she’s only thirty-three. The judges cried too, contemplating the conclusion of the easiest paycheck they’d ever received. American Idol leaves the […]

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Kelly Clarkson Sensing A Pattern

April 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Overweight women are angry at Mike Wallace after he said Kelly Clarkson “could stay off the deep dish pizza for a while.” This is a moronic statement on the part of Wallace. How does he know she’s eating deep dish pizza. Maybe she’s just chugging lard. Whatever the caloric source it’s plentiful and Clarkson is clinically […]

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Kelly Clarkson Inspired by Curt Schilling

March 6, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When people see an underdog like Curt Schilling taking on Goliath like JuCo rejects with used gum in their pockets, they get inspired. Kelly Clarkson stood up when a British celebrity-hating Tweeter ragged on her for looking zaftig on the Graham Norton show in the U.K.: Jesus, what happened to Kelly Clarkson? Did she eat […]

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Your Chance to Touch Kelly Clarkson Has Passed

November 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Microsoft was worried nobody would give a shit about their new Vancouver mall store opening, so they offered up free tickets to a private Kelly Clarkson concert to anybody who showed up. The first 100 people in line won golden tickets to shake hands with Kelly herself before the sponsored concert. As if being clued into the […]

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Cheryl Cole might replace Jennifer Lopez on American Idol

May 24, 2012 | Uncategorized | Brendon| 0 Comments

It was just 12 months ago that the fantastic looking Cheryl Cole was all set to be a judge on ‘the X Factor’, and she was for a few episodes until Simon Cowell replaced her with Nicole Scherzinger. But now the New York Post says she’s been approached about being a judge on ‘American Idol’, […]

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