Kendra Wilkinson Birthday Titties

October 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While Kendra Wilkinson transitions more fully into a man, she’s not going down without a shit ton of fake breast exposure. She’s been sporting distinctively tit revealing tops for the past few months to remind of us her stripper past while slowly edging into softball slugging jorts wearing pants in the family.


The Curious Case of Hank Baskett

April 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Deception is so imbued in the souls of veteran reality TV actors, you can never tell what’s real and what’s false produced for the cameras. As when former Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett III got outed visiting a tranny hooker in Sherman Oaks. It could’ve been one of those sweep weeks setups for his inane show […]


Kendra Wilkinson All the Tools in Her Toolbox

April 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some number of women enjoy watching forced and stage personal family moments of a chick that used to work the pole. Would you take mothering advice from a former prostitute? Don’t answer. It’s too late. The only exciting Wilkinson moment in the past five years was Kendra discovering the women’s softball side of herself and […]


Kendra Wilkinson Balls Deep

October 5, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Last week Kendra Wilkinson shocked the intersection of people with yeast infections and handicapped placards who watch her show by copping to being a former lesbian. Once, for a couple weeks in high school while healing from her no-tell abortion in her uncle’s Stanley Steamer truck. The I’m-a-lesbian-too story didn’t catch on as intended, So Wilkinson […]


Kendra Wilkinson Was Gay For a Couple of Weeks

September 18, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody at the Hollywood public relations agencies sent out a memo to make sure your female clients have a go-to gay story. The wave of lesbian confessions from the hybrid scripted vaginas on our TV screens has been tsunami like. Kendra Wilkinson announced she was once gay in high school for two weeks. This came […]


Kendra Wilkinson Seems Caring

January 14, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kendra Wilkinson passed a woman in a mall parking lot begging for spare change and she one upped her by zipping into Ralph’s and snagging the supplicant a $200 gift card. Kendra made the woman promise that she’d never let her daughter grow up to be a stripper who married an unemployed man who loves […]


Kendra Wilkinson Bruce Jenners Her Husband

December 16, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure what goes through a man’s mind when he decides to bare his tranny cheating soul on the We channel for a few shekels. It can’t be the same sensation as pulling down a pass in the end zone while 50,000 fans scream. But fuck, what if it is? The entirety of the […]


Kendra Wilkinson Got Septuagenarian Dick (VIDEO)

November 26, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kendra Wilkinson said she was unaware being one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends entailed fucking him even though that’s what girlfriend means. ‘Someone I’m seeing’ or ‘we’re dating’ or ‘he invited me to see Wicked’ might imply there’s no sex, yet, or ever for that Wicked bit, but girlfriend clearly means you’ve been inside of her. […]


Kendra Wilkinson Eats Antelope Penis

November 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you’ve previously made your bones by allowing an eighty year old man to shart pebbles into your gaping maw, your own Jiminy Cricket barometer might be a bit wonky. Eating antelope penis on a reality show ought to send off some alarms. It’s easy to write off the Kardashians doing all sorts of insidious […]


Kendra Wilkinson Ready for the Jungle

November 14, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Like most new moms with a husband who digs cock and reality shows that cause her to often forget what she’s been told to stay to the press, Kendra Wilkinson and her boobs are headed into the jungle of I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here on British TV. The show brings together D-list […]

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