Kim And Kourtney Mexican Bikini Adventure And Shit Around The Web

December 7, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

The Kardashian sisters vacation in Mexico in bikinis, as the God of Whores intended.  


Open Post: Which Jenndashian Needs To Be Voted Off The Island? Island Meaning Planet

December 1, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Each and every Jenndashian brings a little something extra to the table – Beast brings a fork and knife, Kim brings HPV, Kourtney brings an inch of visible gums, Kris brings a Taser in case one of them gets out of line, and Kendall of course brings the only body that isn’t an affront to God. Oh fuck, and Kylie brings… her future slut daughter fetus? They all hate Caitlyn now as much as the rest of the world, but if you want to include her, go for it, as long as you lay a tarp over the chair first. One of these super hot ladies has to go today, so head to the comments and let us know who’s the lesser of a half dozen skanks. Kim for example. 


Open Post: Kardashians Recreate Intro Ten Years Later, And How Is Kris Jenner Not In Jail?

September 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

If turning your kids into an army of factory reject Bratz Dolls – with the exception of one spherical psychopath with an affinity for A-list sex worker Blac Chyna – isn’t child abuse, the laws need a tune-up. The difference between the original intro to Keeping Up With The Kardashians (below) and this new tenth-anniversary recreation (above) is just damn unholy. Will they even register as humans in the next one a decade from now?


Kardashian Victims The Hollywood Reporter Interview

August 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new photoshoot and interview. I’m assuming they protected the seats with plastic.


Kourtney Kardashian Celebrates Single With New Beach Tits

June 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kourtney Kardashian has declared herself formally single. No more drunk guy who wouldn’t marry her because he had a guaranteed contract and three lockdown babies and didn’t need a five foot tall chick yelling at him for drinking the rest of his life.


Kourtney Kardashian Not Serious, Just Fucking

May 24, 2017 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

An insider source to the Kardashians, so Kris Jenner, tells the tabloids that Kourtney Kardashian isn’t serious about the young model she’s hanging with, they’re just fucking.


Kourtney Kardashian Revenge Nude

May 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Men watch the Kardashians with the sum total thinking of, Jesus, this shit is staged for idiots. Maybe I’d fuck that one there on the left, no, not the big one, the one next to her. Lights off. Women watch in rapture at the dramatic antics of crazy set of girls they’d die to hang out with. 


Kourtney Kardashian Ass On Instagram

April 27, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Kim Kardashian went too far with her ass. Medical curiosities aren’t sexy. But she could fetch a pretty penny at a turn-of-the-century circus sideshow. So could Khloe. Serena Williams dreams of having Khloe shoulders. That leaves us with Kourtney Kardashian.


Kim And Kourtney Mexican Bikini Adventure And Shit Around The Web

April 26, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Vapid sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian bikini together in Mexico. The photos shocked the world as nobody had seen their bare asses for over a week and were worried the Venezuelan rubber nationalization might’ve caused some undue consequences.


Kourtney Kardashian Bikinis In Hawaii And Shit Around The Web

April 5, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

The other, other sister, Kourtney Kardashian, bikinis with ex Scott Disick in Hawaii. Expect a fourth bastard baby shortly. Disick or the room service guy. Put up or shut up.