Kristen Bell Denim Cleavage and Shit Around the Web

October 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Models working it out, Friday the 13th nude scenes, and more!


CHiPs Movie Reviews Hard to Come By

March 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Warner Bros. isn’t allowing reviews of their R-rated screen adaptation of the 70’s TV show CHiPS less than two days now from release. This is like when the dog dies. Don’t tell Timmy until after the Little League game if you want him to rap a couple hits. 


Kristen Bell Reveals Butt Pads

January 10, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kristen Bell shared an Instagram photo of the butt pads she wore under her dress at the Golden Globes. It’s not exactly what you would deem sexy, but neither are her man hands. It appears she has simply stopped trying.


Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Are Hiding Dark Secrets

December 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

God invented marriage as a tough slog. After first inventing it as a means to legitimize the sale of women into the possession of men not their father’s for what they hoped would be more kindly rapings.


Kristen Bell, Gender Equity Thought Leader (VIDEO)

September 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In between intermittently crying and applauding Dax Shepard’s restraint from ingesting cocaine and whiskey, Kristen Bell works herself into a fevered pitch over simplistic gender equity memes that lack statistical substantiation.


Kristen Bell Is Depressed

May 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just when you thought the politically perfect Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell life partnership was the stuff of Sears sweater commercial, they pivot right into mental illness confessions. A couple weeks ago Shepard confided in the world that a neighbor kid once stuck his hand down Shepard’s pants when he was seven. Shepard thought that made him gay. But it turned out he only looked super gay.


Dax Shepherd Molested Also

April 20, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Dax Shepard spoke publicly about being molested by a neighbor teen boy when he was seven. Shepard claims he kept the experience private for the next eleven years wondering if he had emitted secret gay signals that led to his fondling. It’s not a theory without some merit. Look at that face. It’s beaming something out […]


Kristen Bell Did Something

February 19, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Cosmopolitan posted an article to alert the world that actress Kristen Bell started an Instagram account. Bell’s first post was a picture of her and husband Dax Shepard pretending they like to kiss members of the opposite sex on the lips. Blogging from her Soul Cycle seat mount, Cosmo’s pre-menstrual author nailed the feeling we all have viewing this […]


Jenna Dewan Tatum and Minnie Driver Are Almost Naked

April 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know who else is in here. Damn, I want to be Photoshopped like Minnie Driver. I could be a god. You can’t even see her brown tooth or that plate of St. Louis style ribs she ate in ’98 that stuck around her hips. Sorry, Minnie, please don’t quit Twitter again. There’s Channing […]