Lara Bingle May Have Pregnant Tits

September 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Among the people who give a shit, there’s rampant speculation that Australian model Lara Bingle is pregnant by the dude in the wheelchair from Avatar. He put a little of his unobtainium in her mother tree, if you know what I’m saying. Celebrity magazines are assuming she’s knocked up because her tits have looked bigger […]


Lara Bingle In A Silver Bikini

August 29, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This Australian model is dating the dude who defended the blue people in Avatar. Once you’ve saved the tree huggers from big oil, you can have your pick of models around the world. I rescued the Na’vi, while in a fucking wheelchair, how about you come back to my room and gobble my knob? Everybody […]


Lara Bingle In A Bikini

June 13, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lara Bingle seems like a really nice person. Mean people don’t fit into a bikini like Lara does. She’s a famous Australian model which means you may not know who she is, but she’s probably engaged to a wealthy British industrialist. The English shipped all their criminals off to Australia then came back a couple […]