Laura Prepon Pops Out Another One for Xenu

August 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Back in her Hot Donna days she would have been enough to point me toward the e-meters. But now that she’s popped out a kid with discount Jason Statham, I don’t feel as interested in transferring my thetans to her. 

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Laura Prepon Has Outside Help

July 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Laura Prepon credits her profound acting performances on Orange is the New Black to a stepped up commitment to playing with electrified Lego sets at the Scientology center. It’s possible her premise is false. As well as her conclusion. She just seems so damn happy with her Scientology sessions it’s hard not to get caught […]

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The 2014 Critics’ Choice Television Awards Occurred

June 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Texting girls get to pick out the winners in the People’s Choice Awards. Old people with oblong goiters vote on the Academy Awards. Foreigners with sexual assault charges pending in Moldova get to select the Golden Globes. The TV Critics Choice Awards is the one chance for miserably failed artists to have their voices heard. […]

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Laura Prepon Naked on a Horse

April 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Laura Prepon appears in this month’s People magazine riding backwards naked on a horse. Some will see this as People magazine trying desperately to be provocative and failing. But those in the know can spot this Scientology signal from a mile away. This is like when you used to see a video of Bin Laden […]

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Laura Prepon Snags Tom Cruise

April 18, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you’re dating Scientology, there’s no bigger catch than Tom Cruise. Forget the mock turtlenecks, the three divorces and the curiously produced offspring, Tom is the MVP of the descendants of Xenu and his intergalactic space armada. It’s like being the groupie chosen to go backstage after a Kenny G concert. It’s a get. And […]

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Laura Prepon Leaving ‘Orange Is The New Black’

August 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Laura Prepon announced she will not be coming back for the second season of Orange is the New Black on Netflix. Everybody is coming up with their own fake public reasons why this is disappointing when mostly they’re just upset over not seeing her boobs again (NSFW). That pretty much explains the real reason any guy […]

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