As Goes the Pirelli Calendar So Goes the World

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Topless wall calendars were popularized long ago by auto parts company that realized that chicks with big tits would make for free brand promotion hanging in every single working garage around the world.

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Lupita Nyong’o’s Gown Depreciates

March 2, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Whoever stole Lupita Nyongo’s pearl studded Calvin Klein gown from her hotel room returned it in a garbage bag after realizing they’d been duped into thinking it was easy money. The dress was worth $150,000 because it contained “6,000 alabaster akoya pearls” according to a bunch of lying publicists. Turns out the pearls were made of […]

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Lupita Nyong’o’s Gown Victimized

February 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lupita Nyong’o, who played the chick you fantasized about bending over a saw horse while your pursed your face in consternation watching Twelve Years A Slave, had her Oscar dress stolen from her hotel room. The gown was adorned with 6,000 White Akoya pearls and is worth $150,000 if you believe the insurance claims. Normally […]

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Black Woman Nearly Sneaks Into Oscars!

March 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Maybe it was all the concern over the rain or staving off the they’re-not-all-Muslim terrorists, but Academy Awards security completely missed this chick strolling right down the red carpet at the Academy Awards tonight. She wasn’t all that hard to spot, given her bright blue dress, and the fact she was the only black person […]

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