Mariah Carey May Have Sucked One In The Name Of Satan

February 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey growing up in a satanic sex cult would explain so much of her eccentric diva behavior as an adult. Only someone who used their snatch to please Satan could hate Christmas so much. Allegations are flooding in that she observed ceremonies involving the sacrifice of animals and sex rituals. Her sister is the […]

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Mariah Carey’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve Performance Review — IN ADVANCE

January 1, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s my review of Mariah Carey’s performance, several hours before it happens:

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Mariah Carey Hates Christmas

November 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey is an entitled turd. When the world makes you the face of the top grossing pagan rooted holiday here in the states you’re supposed to say thank you. 

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Mariah Carey Had Gastric Bypass and It’s All Your Fault

November 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The wanton and mass destruction caused by body-shamers has yet to be calculated. Imagine Stalin plus annoying cuts from opening plastic clamshell packaging from China and you have some idea.

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James Packer Calls Mariah Carey His “Low Point”

October 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Who knows what drives men to make horrible decisions regarding women in their lives. Minus pussy and a nice set of tits, naturally.

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Mariah Carey Pre-Positioning (VIDEO)

October 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If Mariah Carey were a relatively normal person, you might feel sorry for her awkward position. Which was laying across a sofa in an evening gown promoting her Christmas special. It’s the first week of October, but check out the stores. She’s not alone. 

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Mariah Carey Natural Glow

August 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Mariah Carey shows up about fifty years too late for her own quinceanera in the new issue of Paper Magazine, where she can also be seen stripped of about half her body in some strategically non-nude topless photos. Paper wanted to recreate their Kim Kardashian “Break the Internet” cover, but Carey kept drinking all the champagne.

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Mariah Carey Fat Shamed From Within

August 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody on Instagram noted that Mariah Carey looked “like a whale” in a self-promotional late night romantic Instagram with her non-heterosexual young dancer boyfriend. Obviously this troll has never seen a real whale. 

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Will Ferrell Unloads on Mariah Carey

July 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The thin blue line of police officer backside covering is matched only by the unwritten rule of Hollywood entertainers to call one another amazing craftsmen. Naturally, everybody hates ones another and dreams of outing one another’s insufficiencies with petty tell-alls. They cloak it with awards shows and cocaine. 

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Romee Strijd Keeps Victoria’s Secret and Shit Around the Web

May 10, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Lia Marie Johnson gets naked (DrunkenStepfather)

Bella Hadid and friends go jet skiing (TMZ)

Mariah Carey upskirt out on the town (TaxiDriverMovie)

 

Photographer Cassie Scott poses nude (EgotasticAllStars)

Romee Strijd keeps Victoria’s Secret (Egotastic)

Pixie Lott bootylicious in pink (Popoholic)

Hailey Clauson booty at the beach (HollywoodTuna)

Mother’s Day Battle of the Babes: Zoe Kravitz v. Lisa Bonet (Mr.Skin)

Mindy and Blue Angel share everything (Fleshbot)

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