Marisa Miller Naked And Bloated For The Cause

May 7, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

When your body is swollen taught from carrying another person inside of it, the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and Victoria’s Secret are off the list of potential modeling gigs. It’s not that pregnant women are less beautiful, that’s just what all research confirms. Fortunately PETA has listed thin models as a hate group and they’ll […]


Marissa Miller had a baby

December 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It was depressing when Marisa Miller got pregnant, and the only things that would have made it better is if I were the one that did it or if she had a girl for me to leer at in 15 I mean 18 years. Neither one of those things happened. Marisa Miller and her husband, […]


Marisa Miller is pregnant

June 20, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Marisa Miller, who was Kate Upton before Kate Upton was, announced today that she’s pregnant for the first time with her husband griffin Guess. This spindly jackass, who yes, still wears a faux-hawk and who, with a child on the way, has no idea what’s about to hit him. It’s a bat. The one in […]


Marisa Miller won the Academy Awards

February 28, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Marisa Miller was another of the famous people at the Vanity Fair and Elton Johns AIDS Foundation parties last night, because if a girl this hot with boobs that big can’t sell magazines and/or cure AIDS, no one can. (image source = getty and splash)