Michelle Hunziker Bikinis In Italy And Shit Around The Web

June 10, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Michelle Hunziker used to host a German television program so you know she likes the bloodwurst. She’s onto her second husband and second round of making babies with rich men. Germans plan well.


Michelle Hunziker And Daughter in Bikinis

July 17, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This Italian TV hostess keeps marrying new rich dudes and making rounds of anchor babies. It’s like the hot blond version of Mexican illegals. I wonder what it’s like to be the eighteen year old daughter when your mom is on reproductive assignment yet again. You have to put aside your feline desire to smother […]


Michelle Hunziker is back doing whatever it is she does

June 5, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Swiss actress and model Michelle Hunziker spent yet another day on Miami beach today, this time with her boyfriend Tomaso Trussardi. This guy. Thankfully, on every full moon, Michelle washes her vagina with a potion made from wolfsbane to keep his sinister urges at bay. (image source = bauer griffin, fame/flynet)


Michelle Hunziker and her bikini are here to save us!

May 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Holy shit today was boring, so thank God for Michelle Hunziker and her ongoing contempt for sun safety. But lest you think she’s just some one-trick pony who only goes to the beach in a bikini, today she also went to the pool in a bikini. Talk about a triple threat! Granted that’s only two […]


Michelle Hunziker is still fantastic

April 27, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Swiss actress Michelle Hunziker and her daughter Aurora went to the beach in Miami today, and this hot bitch seems to be on the page a lot. And it’s always on some sexy beach. She’s never actually in Switzerland. Is there even a Switzerland? Or did someone blow it up like that place Princess Leia […]