Michelle Rodriguez Girl Power Move

June 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michelle Rodriguez has made herself a mini fortune portraying a tough chick in a wife beater in various movies where she has to snarl but look feminine enough to fuck the leading man. Trick of the trade onscreen. Offscreen she’s fucking the leading lady. 

 

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Riley Keough Comes at Night in This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute

June 9, 2017 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Elvis’ granddaughter, Michelle Rodriguez’s nude debut, and more!

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Michelle Rodriguez Es Muy Caliente And Shit Around The Web

April 10, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Michelle Rodriguez shows what a bikini body is supposed to look like.

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Michelle Rodriguez Is a Man, Baby

April 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the new movie, The Assignment, Michelle Rodriguez plays a guy hit man who is knocked out and surgically transformed into a chick hit man. Presumably to kill somebody important in a North Carolina Target women’s room. 

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Michelle Rodriguez Does Trans Right

March 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In ‘The Assignment’, Michelle Rodriguez plays a double crossed hitman who’s surgically recomposed into a butch Dominican chick with a sneer. Who else could play this role? 

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Michelle Rodriguez Tripping

April 6, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Ayahuasca is a brew of hallucinogenic plants drunk by the indigenous people of Peru in spiritual rituals. As with everything else once sacred to loin cloth wearing natives, rich people stole it and turned it into a New Age product for sale on celebrity luxury merchandise sites. Good luck running into anyone in Malibu who […]

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On Michelle Rodriguez’s Armpit Hair And Shit Around The Web

December 10, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Michelle Rodriguez tried to convince the world of what a badass feminist pansexual she is again today by showing how long her armpit hair has gotten. That’s straight out of the sophomore in college pissing off their parents crypto-feminist handbook. Next she’ll pretend to be a lesbian for like a week…oh wait… Behold her glorious […]

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Michelle Rodriguez in a Bikini

August 7, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michelle Rodriguez pulled anchor on her lesbian love boat and set a course for adventure off the coast of Italy. It’s like when the Barbary pirates arrived and hung their flag in the harbor. Shore folk were equal parts frightened and excited, divided along the lines of whether you were to be run through or […]

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Michelle Rodriguez Just Banged a Chick and Got Away By Jet Ski

July 27, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michelle Rodriguez doesn’t have time for the idiotic am I or am I not a lesbian celebrity crap. You’re fronting on Twitter while she’s boning women two at a time. Rodriguez rents a yacht literally called the Ecstasea off the coast of St. Tropez and shuttles celebrity and non celebrity chicks out to her floating […]

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Michelle Rodriguez Keeps Her Bitches Bare

July 23, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If I had to guess which of these models Michelle Rodriguez dug to the third knuckle last night, I’m selecting the Canadian blond chick she made go out in just her underwear. That’s a boss move. All the world’s best looking women showed in St. Tropez to raise money for Leonardo DiCaprio’s environmental foundation nobody […]

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