Hacking seems very 2011. Or four years past the time Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson got the FBI involved and started arresting people with real jail time. So far less fun than it used to be.READ MORE
In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Miley Cyrus opens up about her recent move to look like crusty Coachella remnants mixed with some Little House on the Prairie red light district realness. Cyrus is shedding her wild child image in favor of a soulful country return, debuted in the music video for Malibu. The girl who rode Robin Thicke’s dick on stage while advocating the blurring of lines between rape and consent, hey hey hey, wants to set an example for young impressionable women.READ MORE
Miley Cyrus took to Instagram to prove that she’s fuckable in a new picture. The singer can be seen sucking down her day’s worth of calories in a red bikini alongside two of her captives. The beginning-of-summer bikini selfie is as quintessential to a celebrity as sweaty gym checkups.READ MORE
Miley Cyrus wants her little sister Noah be a breakout music star without feeling a need to react to constant online criticisms. Who needs to hear, hey, you can’t sing a lick, or hey, you look like Billy Ray’s high school yearbook photo with even deeper jowls.READ MORE
Imagine the struggle of young celebrities that are neither educated or well-read but must contribute their opinions as if well informed. May you never know the burden of having millions of people respecting your thoughts without any justification.
Miley Cyrus has re-launched herself for the seventh time. Each launch generates tons of negative comments from the general public followed by tens of millions of dollars into the Miley Cyrus Foundation for a Kick Ass Life.READ MORE
Gabrielle Caunesil, Petra Nemcova, and more!READ MORE