Miley Cyrus Tired of the Cooch

October 9, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

A psychotic woman is a loyal woman. When Miley Cyrus was not participating in the verbal terrorism that some consider singing she was stalking her way back into her fiancé Liam Hemsworth’s life.


Miley Cyrus, Millennial Guide

September 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you turn the lights out and say the word millennial three times in the mirror Miley Cyrus will appear behind you to take a “selfie for the gram.”


Miley Cyrus Strips Again In The Name Of Art

August 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus is following the same trans-genre route in music like a vaginal version of Kid Rock and she still can’t stop taking her clothes off. 


Miley Cyrus Topless, Tiger Woods Dick and Lindsey Vonn Vagina Done Been Hacked

August 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hacking seems very 2011. Or four years past the time Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson got the FBI involved and started arresting people with real jail time. So far less fun than it used to be.


The Miley Cyrus De-Slutting

July 14, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Miley Cyrus opens up about her recent move to look like crusty Coachella remnants mixed with some Little House on the Prairie red light district realness. Cyrus is shedding her wild child image in favor of a soulful country return, debuted in the music video for Malibu. The girl who rode Robin Thicke’s dick on stage while advocating the blurring of lines between rape and consent, hey hey hey, wants to set an example for young impressionable women.


Miley Cyrus Proves Worth

June 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus took to Instagram to prove that she’s fuckable in a new picture. The singer can be seen sucking down her day’s worth of calories in a red bikini alongside two of her captives. The beginning-of-summer bikini selfie is as quintessential to a celebrity as sweaty gym checkups.


Miley Cyrus Offers Wise Advice

June 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus wants her little sister Noah be a breakout music star without feeling a need to react to constant online criticisms. Who needs to hear, hey, you can’t sing a lick, or hey, you look like Billy Ray’s high school yearbook photo with even deeper jowls.


Miley Cyrus Rewards With One Hand, Punishes With the Other

June 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Imagine the struggle of young celebrities that are neither educated or well-read but must contribute their opinions as if well informed. May you never know the burden of having millions of people respecting your thoughts without any justification.



Miley Cyrus Brought Herself to Tears

May 22, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus has re-launched herself for the seventh time. Each launch generates tons of negative comments from the general public followed by tens of millions of dollars into the Miley Cyrus Foundation for a Kick Ass Life.