Elizabeth Turner Round Bright Eyes and Shit Around the Web

September 28, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Famous centerfolds, nude Toronto natives, and more!

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Alessandra Ambrosio Delicious Treats and Shit Around the Web

July 12, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Lottie Moss rocks a bikini, a Former Miss USA gets engaged, and more!

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Miranda Kerr Accepts Gifts Graciously

June 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miranda Kerr is the latest celebrity forced to hand over wildly expensive gifts sent by Jho Low, one of the shady investors working with the Malaysian Prime Minister to funnel billions away from the nation’s economic development fund. Low is the same guy who sent Picasso and Basquiat “donations” to DiCaprio that the actor was forced to return to the U.S. Justice Department.

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Karlie Kloss Jacket, No Shirt and Shit Around the Web

June 27, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Miranda Kerr laundering money, Ashley Haas’ avocados, and more!

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Snapchat Worth $24 Billion, Bella Thorne Snaps Her Pierced Nips to Explain Why

March 2, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Snapchat is how every Generation Z citizen of this nation will consume content. Or not. It’s worth $24 billion dollars officially following it’s Initial Public Offering today. 

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Snapchat Losing Money So Fast It’s Going to Be Rich

February 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Snapchat is about to become the latest massive dollar tech IPO, meaning Evan Spiegel will be worth several billion dollars and Miranda Kerr finally will say aye to anal. This despite the fact that Snapchat lost $515 million in 2016, beating out the $372 million it lost in 2015. 

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Miranda Kerr’s Violent Stalker A Hunk

October 28, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The guy who jumped Miranda Kerr’s fence holding a love letter and then stabbed her security guard in the eye is apparently a real casanova. Who knows, she might still fall in love with him

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Miranda Kerr’s Security Guard Better Than Kim Kardashian’s

October 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A guy tried to scale the gate of the Malibu home of Miranda Kerr, the Australian Victoria’s Secret model who used to be married to Orlando Bloom, but now she’s marrying the dude who owns Snapchat. 

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Miranda Kerr Naked

August 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miranda Kerr is fully naked. This is no way should be construed to mean her career isn’t going well since she divorced both Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secret, both for being kind of randy and bisexual.

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