Kendall Jenner is Our Last Hope and Shit Around the Web

September 8, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Smoking hot mom bods, Kenzie gets naked, and more!


Mr. Skin’s Top 3 ‘Game of Thrones’ Nude Scenes on This Week’s Mr. Skin Minute (VIDEO)

July 21, 2017 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

If you haven’t seen your doctor yet about your raging case of Game of Thrones fever, wait sixty more seconds before contacting him to watch this week’s Mr. Skin Minute


Natalie Dormer Should’ve Been GQ Woman of the Year

September 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ll take a girl who accidentally flashes her panties over a woman who demands ten Armenian drams to cow punch her snatch any day. I prefer the mystery and the unexpected. Natalie Dormer fled the GQ Awards with her British counterparts when GQ leased their soul to Beelzebub and named Kim Kardashian Woman of the […]


Natalie Dormer Has Crazy Eyes

August 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve never dated a woman with crazy eyes, you’re really missing out on one of life’s true risky pleasures. I don’t care if you scaled Everest using just your dick and a rubber band, until you’ve been with a woman who urges you to get some sleep while she stares catatonically at the kitchen […]


Natalie Dormer Camel Toe Is a Spiffy Trick

April 16, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you’ve awkwardly shaved your head and you’re wearing no makeup for cancer and you’ve got to run a full marathon for charity in front of a ton of cameras, hell, I’d show off my vagina too if I had one. I’d wear it as the family crest on my banner, proud deep sweaty lips […]


Natalie Dormer In Esquire

September 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Photo Credit: Esquire

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