Kendall Jenner is Our Last Hope and Shit Around the Web

September 8, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Smoking hot mom bods, Kenzie gets naked, and more!

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Britney Spears Popozao Pump-Up and Shit Around the Web

August 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner’s topless debut, Jourdan Dunn caught topless, and more!

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Nina Agdal Skinstagram Sexiness and Shit Around the Web

June 22, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Genie Bouchard beach thongin’, Maitland Ward titty poppin’, and more!

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SI Now Porn, Finally

January 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It took a while for Sports Illustrated to fully convert from exclusive Muhammed Ali cover stories to foreign lingerie models barely covered in Costa Rican hooker thongs, but the eagle had landed.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Points the Peen of Fortune at Paige Watkins

January 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

DiCaprio model fucking isn’t a solo sprint, it’s a relay. He runs all the segments, which is saying something considering his four seasons paunch. The trick is in the smooth baton handoff.

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Nina Agdal Still in the DiCaprio Wheelhouse

December 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to sources close to this Danish bikini model, she and Leonardo DiCaprio have grown quite close and are super fond of one another. According to sources close to Leonardo DiCaprio, giggles followed by “What a clueless tard… did she really say that?”.

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SI Models Are Victoria’s Secret Models With Clothes On

August 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Try to imagine the last sports article you read on Sports Illustrated. Selling half naked chicks is much easier. Trust me. SI’s now running the swimsuit models year round in events designed to remind you to keep them somewhere in their spank bank folder on bookmarks.

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Nina Agdal Has Thoughts

August 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio fucks a lot of chicks. That doesn’t mean he’s not selective. Model. Great body. 20’s. Those are a given. There’s also a what’s on the inside element he takes rather seriously.

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Leonardo Dicaprio And Nina Agdal Approaching Sex on the Beach

July 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio plows through more tier one model trim than any of his industry peers. Completely unashamed. Core training is for suckers. Fucking models half your age while maintaining a beer belly is all seven of the world’s highest mountains. Fly your private jet to an green house gas emissions conference. You’re literally untouchable.

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Nina Agdal Greased-Up Booty And Shit Around The Web

June 29, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Nina Agdal isn’t American. But we’ve allowed her into our nation because we have cocks and balls waiting at the shores for attractive women from overseas to arrive we just assume are easily duped. The West Coast is probably better in that regards. Europe is ruined since they got The Kardashians on satellite. No more ingenue au pairs.

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