Padma Lakshmi Teaching Her Daughter the Art of the Humble Brag

November 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lakshmi joins a cast of genetically blessed women on social media finding empowerment by going make-up free or showing off stretch marks or pregnancy bulges and still looking amazing.


Daddy’s Home Indeed and Shit Around the Web

November 17, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Who’d you rather, Instagram boobs, and more!


Padma Lakshmi Sticking Up For Typical Moms

October 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Padma Lakshmi wanted to send a message to the world about the feminine esteem of long suffering mothers out there. She chose a sexy lingerie selfie. That’s the go-to medium for celebrity messages on issues ranging from BlackLivesMatter to coal-fired plant emissions.


Padma Lakshmi Double Dipped

March 10, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Viewers of Bravo’s Top Chef know that tall drink of Indian Yoo-hoo, Padma Lakshmi, carries herself with elegance, grace, and an unmistakable air of smug superiority. Look at my scar, bitches. You know you still want to fuck me. Damn, that’s so true. In her new memoir, Lakshmi admits to not knowing who the father […]


Padma Lakshmi in A Red Thong Bikini

February 10, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I was thrown off last week by what appeared to be the tracings of a cock in Padma Lakshmi’s bikini bottom. I still think it’s there, I’ve just gotten a week older and realize I can’t be as particular as I was last Tuesday. That’s how time works. It grinds you down. You can’t stop […]


Padma Lakshmi Bikini Dick

January 30, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Top Chef hostess posted a bikini picture of herself on Instagram announcing that her friend says it looks like she has a cock in her bikini bottoms. She added the caveat that her friend is gay so he sees cock everywhere. That’s a lot of information for one bikini picture. Also, I see the […]


Padma Lakshmi and Her Sports Bra Are Heroes

November 10, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ever since Alec Baldwin stopped gay hazing paparazzi and became super fucking boring, the horde of unwashed camera masses been swarming other lesser celebrities in New York. Padma Laskshmi could barely get to the car that takes her to the gym without running a gauntlet of photographers snapping photos of her well conditioned 40-something mom […]


Padma Lakshmi Braless for The AIDS

October 31, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Damn if The AIDS charity events aren’t just bringing out the best in all of us. The Keep a Child Alive ball was the sight of so much celebrity tits last night, four gay men who would otherwise have had unprotected sex in the coat room got confused and perhaps saved a life. I don’t […]


Padma Tits Are What’s For Dinner

October 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no one recipe for celebrity success. But if I were concocting a formula, I might go for a heap of good looks and a teaspoon or sperm from a billionaire’s brother. Something like that worked for Padma Lakshmi who turned herself into a wealthy New York socialite and host of a cooking show simply […]


Richard Gere Is Tantric-ing Padma Lakshmi

April 22, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Pretty Woman Richard Gere has apparently been giving it to Top Chef hottie Padma Lakshmi. This in spite of the fact that he is currently in the middle of messily divorcing his wife Carey Lowell, a.k.a. that short haired model chick from Law & Order a decade ago. He was previously married to Cindy Crawford […]

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