Rebel Wilson Won Legal Lottery

November 26, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

According to Bauer Media the only thing authentic about Rebel Wilson was her obesity.  She lied about everything else like age and real name. And the kicker was some body positivity judge actually sided with Wilson and awarded her $4.5 million dollars. 


Rebel Wilson Asked to Butt Finger Unnamed Actor

November 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

“A male star, in a position of power asked me to go into a room with him and then asked me repeatedly to stick my finger up his ass.”


Little Shop Of Horrible Remakes

August 2, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

How does the plant Audrey II and lead actress Rebel Wilson have the same insatiable appetite and both take up three-quarters of any room they walk into. Add Josh Gad to that equation and you’re going to need a really wide angle lens. 


Rebel Wilson Is A Winner

June 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rebel Wilson took home a victory in her civil case in Australia against Bauer Media whose gossip magazine she claimed called her a liar on numerous occasions and “stained her reputation”. Reputation is all a man or obscenely large woman has in this world. It’s priceless. 


Rebel Wilson Wants Her Dignity Back

May 23, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rebel Wilson went looking for an excuse as to why her catty obese chick roles in Hollywood dried up and ended up launching a defamation suit against Woman’s Day magazine. She claims the gossip rag falsely accused her of lying about her name, age, and upbringing.


Sacha Baron Cohen Disrespects Unemployed White Drunk Soccer Fans

March 11, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

The New York Post has published an article criticizing Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie, The Brothers Grimsby, for being racist and insensitive toward impoverished white people. The article talks about Cohen’s privileged upbringing and his mocking of the soccer hooligan, welfare abusing working class Brits, known as “oiks.” Oikophobia’ is a workable term for this distasteful […]


Kardashian Rapid Whore Response Team Targets Rebel Wilson

November 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s been documented by people with lots of free time how Kris Jenner and her team have gone after unfriendlies in the media, targeting their jobs, their reputations, and killing some with Armenian neckties, which I think are just neckties with massive gold highlights. Rebel Wilson claims the Kardashian machine is out to smear her […]


Rebel Wilson Doesn’t Think Black Lives Matter

September 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rebel Wilson took hardcore Twitter grief from the BlackLivesMatter hashtaggers for making light of recent police brutality with her lame bit on the MTV show about the brutality of police strippers. It’s funny, because it’s a play on words, until Rebel Wilson starts taking off her clothes, then nothing’s funny ever again. A lot of people have problems […]


Rebel Wilson Full Of It

May 28, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Rebel Wilson was exposed by an Australian tabloid for lying about her name and age. It turns out her given name is not Rebel Wilson, but the much more fitting Melanie Elizabeth Bownds. If this comes as a shock to you you’re most likely a nine year old in Queensland writing your first book report about one of your heroes […]


Has Rebel Wilson Found True Love?

June 5, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Plus-size actress Rebel Wilson has quickly rocketed to fame as the funniest actress in such films as Pain and Gain and Pitch Perfect, and she took her biggest bite out of stardom to date when she hosted the MTV Movie Awards back in April. And while some people might argue that her voice is shrill […]