Renee Zellweger Blowhard

August 8, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Renee Zellweger is lying about why people care about her lying about the fact she suddenly looks like Lorraine Bracco’s younger cousin.

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Rose McGowan Backs Up Renee Zellweger

July 7, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Rose McGowan has come to Renee Zellweger’s defense even though nobody asked her to. Beats working. She has beef with a writer named Owen Gleiberman who wrote a piece in The Hollywood Reporter about how it’s fairly odd that Zellweger got a new face.

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Renee Zellweger Doubles Down

October 23, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Renee Zellweger missed the mark in explaining why her face is unrecognizable from her face of a few years ago. It appears she became enlightened and fulfilled, and in that moment her face morphed into that of her spirit animal: “I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows. My […]

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Renee Zellweger Takes Her New Face for a Spin

October 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m of the mindset that you earn the money, you buy whatever the fuck you want with it. Whatever makes you happy and doesn’t hurt anybody else. So, yes to mid-life Porsches, pointless water crafts, and hot German massage therapists. No to designer hypoallergenic dogs. Stop messing with nature, you deviant fucks. Renee Zellweger bought […]

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