Jewel Still Flawless and Crap Around the Web

January 18, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Lottie Moss Instagram lingerie of the day (DrunkenStepfather) The sexiest stars hanging out in bathrobes (TMZ) Holly Willoughby slight black panties flash (TaxiDriverMovie) Jewel still looking absolutely flawless (Egotastic) Laura Desiree uncovers the Naked News (EgotasticAllStars) Genie Bouchard shows off her sexy sweat stains (Popoholic) Romee Strijd just because she is amazing (HollywoodTuna) Top Ten Nude Scenes from Musicals (Mr.Skin) Damn, Victoria Beckham looks hot […]


Picking Up Good Vibrations and Shit Around the Web

August 29, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Booty-ful celebrities, Edita Vilkeviciute topless, and more!


Jeana Turner Pimping H2OMG and Shit Around the Web

June 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid spandex superstar, this weekend’s hottest stars, and more!


Romee Strijd Keeps Victoria’s Secret and Shit Around the Web

May 10, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Lia Marie Johnson gets naked (DrunkenStepfather)

Bella Hadid and friends go jet skiing (TMZ)

Mariah Carey upskirt out on the town (TaxiDriverMovie)


Photographer Cassie Scott poses nude (EgotasticAllStars)

Romee Strijd keeps Victoria’s Secret (Egotastic)

Pixie Lott bootylicious in pink (Popoholic)

Hailey Clauson booty at the beach (HollywoodTuna)

Mother’s Day Battle of the Babes: Zoe Kravitz v. Lisa Bonet (Mr.Skin)

Mindy and Blue Angel share everything (Fleshbot)


Kendall Jenner Turns 21

November 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kendall Jenner turned 21 so the family dressed her up like Tony Montana’s trophy wife and hosted a birthday party at a rented out club in Hollywood. All the big names in whoring were there. Most notably her sisters, who presented her at the end of the evening with a car she didn’t need and won’t use. Nobody’s still around from the days of Leninist revolution over the Romanovs, but imagine they partied something like this before the big proletariat revolt.


Romee Strijd Sheer Lingerie

March 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Victoria’s Secret is positively cloning these blond chicks. Great looking, tall, slender, vaguely Flemish. Cloning will allow every man to afford a decent looking hooker. And rich men to strangle a few without repercussion. We need to pursue this technology. The bumps will be ugly. Barry Diller experimented with dogs. By next Spring he’ll be […]


Sara Sampaio and Romee Strijd Ass Check

February 23, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Of all the calls to action at last night’s Oscars, Iñárritu’s speech about respecting immigrants touched me somewhere in my moral center. I’ve decided to start with these two foreign models. They seem like hard workers and solid additions to the multicultural pie. Not all undocumented visitors to this country are tuberculosis carrying unskilled workers […]