Anna Kendrick Fat Shamed Ruby Rose’s Fat Fingers

December 21, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Shaming the weight of another female’s fingers is actually a thing. Why a lesbian would be upset over owning girthy fingers is confusing, isn’t that the goal?

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Ruby Rose Hates All Haters

November 20, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ruby Rose went from looking like the Backstreet Boy that never was to Christopher Walken in a sequin dress after skipping a week’s worth of meals. And just like every other woman on this planet she’s upset over mean things people are saying about her appearance and lifestyle.

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Katy Perry Hates Taylor Swift

May 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pop music star battles are the encephalitic younger cousins of rap star battles. Just smile and hand it that balloon it keeps staring at.

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C’mon, Australia, They’re Already Fucking, Let Them Be Married for a Year or Two

November 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chicks still can’t marry other chicks in Australia. Something you don’t hear a lot about from the tourism board. Also, koalas bite and carry rabies. You don’t need sixteen hours without Wi-Fi to get to that.

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Ruby Rose Wet Play (VIDEO)

August 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For all the over-saturation of lesbians in contemporary media, there’s no denying they’re far less annoying to take on vacation. Tattoo covered Australian model and gender fluid cause celebre Ruby Rose took a jellyfish lash to the thorax dipping off the yacht in Ibiza. She leapt into action and ordered her rich Miami chick girlfriend Harley Gusman to cover her wound in urine.

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Ruby Rose Mean To The Help

May 17, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Ruby Rose admits she threw some french fries at her server and also that she’s a not very interesting person who has a short haircut. She insists it was totally justified because they took a long time to bring out her food and then offered to buy the table a round of drinks to make up for it like total assholes. Rose is sober as you’d expect and obviously disapproves of anything fun such as drinking or chowing box without being resentful of having to reciprocate.

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Ruby Rose Gender Fluidity Statement Undeniably Spoken

October 26, 2015 | NSFW | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The MTV European Music Awards combine the underaged moron target of regular MTV with the acoustically insipid quality of European popular music. Ruby Rose, the boyish Australian model with a vagina, hosted the event and opened the show by uniting, not diving. Ladies and gentleman and everyone in between. Whoa, somebody just made Bartlett’s. Depending on which 20-something breathless […]

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Ruby Rose Claimed She Had Sex With Demi Lovato

October 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Of all the carbon copy female pop stars that have come and gone, Demi Lovato has always seemed like the blandest, most milquetoast and vanilla pudding of them all, because aside from cutting herself and going to rehab, I can’t name a single noteworthy thing that she’s done. But then along comes Australian DJ Ruby […]

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