Serena Williams Not Pumped to Full Pump; Drops Out of Australian

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

What a difference a year makes. But a year ago Serena Williams was taking home the Australian Open title with a fetus in her belly. She would later claim she knew the zygote was female because only a female could’ve been strong enough to help her to victory. That comment made little sense, but her […]


Gigantic Monster Post-Baby Body

September 25, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Fe-fi-fo-fum to you too. While everyone is focusing on Kris and Kylie Jenner’s baby, let’s turn to new mother and sassy starlet Serena Williams’ hot new Insta post-baby snap as a brief distraction. And by hot I mean she could actually be Troy Polamalu. Except he would be more passable as a human woman.


Serena Williams Blames Race For People Thinking She Looks Mean

August 21, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Serena Williams has a ton to say on gender equality, race relations, and female sports, all from an entirely personal, subjective, and completely unfounded position. Hence, the media adores her.


Chloe Ayling Sex Kidnapping and Serena Williams Cuckolded Baby Daddy on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #96

August 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast, with special guest comedian Jessica Winther, we curse a Stalinist Google diversity and inclusion veep, ponder if Usher will be the first person to ever die from herpes, think about Sophie Turner’s breasts while she says something, poke holes in topless model Chloe Ayling’s dark web sex kidnapping saga, titter at Sinead O’Connor’s latest installment of misery, and declare Serena Williams’ beta male Reddit founding baby daddy to be the world’s biggest pussy. Even beta males are ashamed to have him.


Serena Williams Baby Daddy Full Tilt Beta

August 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The baby between the female LeBron and a nerdy tall techie is probably going to be some dominant new leader of species. Imagine if Bill Gates could bench press 300 pounds. Or even 120. In the interim, we’re left with the exclamations of a beta male baby daddy, Reddit co-founded Alexis Ohanian.


Jessica Biel Dumping and Serena Williams Pumping on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #91

June 29, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s  Last Men on Earth podcast, we answer Shonda Rimes question as to why nobody took her seriously when she was super fat, crush the religion that is Serena Williams idolatry, defecate on the Fearless Girl championship rings, Matt tries to but fails to apologize to Amber Heard, examine why Jessica Biel can’t stage a proper struggling working mom photo, and determine that nobody wants to host an end of Ramadan dinner for a bunch of dudes who haven’t had sex in a month. All the news that’s fit to print.



Serena Williams Pregnant Naked

June 27, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Serena Williams covers the August issue of Vanity Fair with barely covered tits and a distended womb. Motherhood is beautiful. Photographer Annie Leibovitz has been jonesing to capture the essence of a pregnant linebacker.


Serena Williams Pens an Open Letter to Her Unborn Child

April 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Serena Williams penned a heartfelt note to her unborn daughter that fit perfectly with a down top boob shot on Instagram. Your grandma had a lot of kids. There are no photos of her on the mantle from this angle. Within the 78 words, Williams included two references to being the world number one tennis player. Impressive. 


Serena Williams Pregnant Load

April 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Female journalists worship Serena Williams, lest she demolish their Skull Island chic walk up lofts. This Serena Williams “sexy as hell” and “greatest athlete ever” nonsense requires the very best of the tireless feminist cabal. 


Beatification of Serena Williams Marches On

March 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brawny paper towels wants to remind you of the groundbreaking women in American History. The greats like Harriet Tubman, Amelia Earhart, Susan B. Anthony, Marie Curie, and Serena Williams. Not necessarily in that order.

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