Sharni Vinson Loses Her Bikini Top

September 17, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Who is Sharni Vinson? Do you care or are you already staring at her tits? Don’t lie. This is your safe space. Vinson is a rexic Aussie actress who you might have seen in those StepUp dance movies if you’re very badly pussy whipped. She also doesn’t believe in covering up at the beach. She’s […]


Sharni Vinson Is Packing On the Weight

January 25, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Far be it from me to fat shame anybody, but Sharni Vinson looks like she put on a couple or three ounces since she needed a horse to keep her upright at the beach last week. It really shows when she gets wet. She needs to get that shit contained if she expects to keep […]


Nothing More Beautiful Than an Anorexic and Her Steed

January 21, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sharni Vinson is fighting back against accusations she just might not be eating enough. After the Australian actress dropped below her birth weight, newspapers and magazines started questioning her general health. Sharni flipped on the pump that inflates her chest cavity and retorted: I’ve always been a very naturally slim girl. If I was the […]


Sharni Vinson Doesn’t Like the Sun But Her Nipples Do

December 14, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sharni Vinson is Australian so she’s not supposed to be deathly afraid of the sun like her American counterparts. She’s borne of many generations of hardened criminals who laughed at sunburn as it toughened their skin and made them capable of even more substantial rape and pillage. But, no, floppy hats and oversized sunglasses and […]