Spice Up Your Sex Life and Shit Around the Web

July 11, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

 

Jessica Simpson’s ass, Isabeli Fontana’s nipples, and more!

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Kelly Gale’s Amazing Arm Bra and Shit Around the Web

May 15, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Laissa Medeiros topless for L’Officiel (DrunkenStepfather)

Penelope Cruz sporting blonde hair on set (TMZ)

Suki Waterhouse upskirt on a photoshoot (TaxiDriverMovie)

Sammy Braddy topless school girl (EgotasticAllStars)

Kelly Gale sultry in panties and bras, and less (Egotastic)

Emily Ratajkowski ginormous cleavage (Popoholic)

Kara Del Toro heaven in a bikini (HollywoodTuna)

If it’s not Karen Gillan, it’s crap! (Fleshbot)

This Week’s TV Nudity Report (Mr.Skin)

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Suki Waterhouse Making Instagram Sexy With Bikinis And Shit Around The Web

January 17, 2017 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Sexy Suki Waterhouse bikinis on Instagram. Bradley Cooper used to bang her, until she started showing her age, looking completely 18-plus.

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Suki, Immy And Maddy Waterhouse Sister Bikinis in Barbados

December 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Suki Waterhouse is famous for looking twelve when Bradley Cooper started fucking her a couple years ago. It’s not a huge skill, but it proved to be very important to Bradley Cooper’s orgasms at the time.

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Sad Looking Halloween Celebs

November 3, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Halloween is supposed to be the happiest drunkest place on earth. But sometimes being young and beautiful and affording the expensive tampons just isn’t enough. Aw, Petunia, you’ve got yourself a case of the miserables. It was hard not to notice how many chicks looked absolutely miserable at the Casamigos Tequila Halloween Party. Jessica Alba, buck […]

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Cara Delevingne Just Eye Fucked Your Woman

April 2, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This voracious lesbian vampire is using commercial media to lure in her winding waiting line of snatches. She’s goddamn unstoppable. Guys love to say they’d be a lesbian if they were a chick because it sounds incredibly less gay on the back end of an opening of ‘if I were a woman’. As tough as […]

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Suki Waterhouse Milking It

March 24, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

British model Suki Waterhouse, who is 23 but can easily play teens, though not low enough for Bradley Cooper who just dumped her, threw a theme party for her and her friends where they dressed like characters from the 90’s film Clueless. Everyone needs an excuse to tribute a film that came out when they were two. […]

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Cara Delevingne Squeezes Between Suki and Georgia

March 10, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This Delevingne chick is moving fast. We concede any more women to this carpet munching Nosferatu and there will be none left to dance around the maypole. Bradley Cooper, this is your barely legal girlfriend. Mick Jagger, inexplicably this is your daughter. Tainted for eternity by the love whose name we dare not speak. Delevingne’s […]

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Bradley Cooper Likes Them Not Quite Ripe

January 8, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bradley Cooper’s girlfriend Suki Waterhouse is 22 years old but looks like a foster care tween who’s seen some things. Cooper is coming in at forty, so based on the numbers this isn’t atypical when the dude is loaded. When guys are accused of statutory rape they inevitably drop the “But she looked 18!” line. By that reasoning, […]

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Bradley Cooper’s Teen Girlfriend Seems Fun

December 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m pretty sure Bradley Cooper paid some desk clerk at the Hague to change this chick’s birth certificate to read eighteen so he won’t get flagged by Interpol. If you love young girls, that’s a trouble worth going to. You don’t want to end up as a wanted man on the back of suspiciously non-refrigerated […]

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