Meryl Streep, Laura Dern, Emma Watson Draft Minority Activists for Globes Dates

January 8, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Traditionally, award show guests and nominees bring their significant others or whoever they may be having sex with at the time. Like when Angelina Jolie brought her brother. It’s a good chance for red carpet E! producers to tell one half of a couple to GTFO out of the shot of the real star. This […]


Susan Sarandon Settles On a New Rack

May 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Susan Sarandon made a statement at the Cannes Film Festival by showing up on the red carpet dressed in a dude’s tuxedo and flat shoes. Cannes has had a long tradition of enforcing a dress and heels only policy for women attending their numbingly elitist French film event. Why not protest somebody’s invite-only private party by dissing the dress code?


Susan Sarandon Ditches The Pool Boy

March 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

68 year old progressive temptress Susan Sarandon has broken up with her 37 year old boyfriend because he was obsessively filming their private life for a reality show. Also he didn’t seem super interested in finding her G spot. Besides sharing a cosmic connection, Sarandon is an investor in Bricklin’s ping pong company which he uses […]