Taylor Swift’s NYC Neighbors Not Fans Of Her Arrival

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tolerating anything Taylor Swift related will always be difficult. She basically built a career by accident. Her albums are full of songs about breaking up with every one of her boyfriends. She doesn’t really sing about anything else and... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Continues Trademark Takeover of the World

January 18, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift continues to trademark inane child-like lyrics from her hit songs to the benefit of moving licensed merchandise with the phrases. It makes no sense unless your fifteen and your parents think buying you useless crap will make... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Inc. Bought House For Pregnant Homeless Fan For App Downloads

December 23, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Taylor Swift Inc. has been busy in the boardroom split testing her next literal exploit, and now we know that it's come in the form of buying a pregnant and homeless fan a brand new house! You get a house,... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Wrote A Vogue Poem

December 8, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Let go of the ones who hurt you
Let go of the ones you outgrow
Let go of the words they hurl your way
as you’re walking out the door
The only thing cut and dry
In this hedge-maze life
Is the fact that their... READ MORE

Time’s Person Of The Year A Bunch Of “Silence Breakers” But Mostly Taylor Swift

December 6, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The magazine that your great-grandparents got all of their breaking Dust Bowl news from, Time Magazine, has managed to stay relevant for yet another year by awarding its Person of the Year distinction to a bunch of women who... READ MORE

What Vogue Editor Wrote About Taylor Swift Inc. Will Give You Diarrhea

December 5, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I like to believe that Taylor Swift Inc. has reached the Born This Way era of her career - meaning that audiences are getting tired of her schtick, sniffing out the realization that she would refinance their mortgages at low low rates if... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Sig Heils and Rose McGowan Heroism Non Pareil on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #109

November 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, we broke new ground on the Rose McGowan as classic heroine argument, supportTaylor Swift against charges of pop Naziism followed by supporting Larry David's concentration camp humor,... READ MORE

Taylor Swift, Alt-Right Anthem Queen

November 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The civil liberties organization fired off a letter to Taylor Swift this week, demanding she call her legal dogs off of a small, leftist blogger.


Taylor Swift Inc. Naked Robot Thing

October 23, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The brevity of Taylor Swift's relationships is finally making sense now that we know, thanks to her revealing new music video, that she, in fact, does not have a vagina. What we always suspected. Swift Inc.'s music video teaser... READ MORE

Taylor Swift Las Vegas Jackpot

October 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Business savvy bowl of expired plain yogurt Taylor Swift would capitalize on a national tragedy if she could. And, she basically has. While some people waited in line for hours to donate blood to victims of Monday's horrific Las... READ MORE