Tila Tequila Anti-Muslim Crusader

October 10, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When missionary and Tila Tequila are in the same sentence and it means spreading her beliefs instead of her legs it’s a clear sign the world is ending. 

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Twitter Is a Shitty Parent

November 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Twitter has 974 million accounts. About a third of those are active users, the rest bots or dummies or abandoned accounts. Every year Twitter makes a big deal about suspending a minuscule fraction of active accounts for abusive behavior.

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Tila Tequila Hearts Hitler

April 22, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Tila Tequila went on a pro-Hitler social media spree in honor of the Austrian painter’s birthday. She Photoshopped herself into pictures with him and lauded his achievements. No mention of his micro-penis. That would be tacky on his special day. “And happy birthday to my past life historical figure, most epic legend of all time, […]

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Tila Tequila Needs A Fucking Sofa

January 18, 2016 | crowd favorites | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Timeshares used to be the standard by which you could measure people’s fondness for really shitty investments. Now it’s buying a divan for Tila Tequila while she plans the earth’s defense against reptilian alien invaders. The former MySpace star turned porn star turned Messianic fan of the Third Reich got strangers to buy furniture for her new […]

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Tila Tequila Is Still A Moron And Shit Around The Web

October 28, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Tila Tequila, that pint-sized conspiracy loving cum sponge, tweeted a pic of her kid dressed like Hitler. Doesn’t she know she’ll be the first one thrown in the showers by her kids future final solution. Check out little Adolf Tequila. (The Superficial) Sylvie Meis in a thong will make your day. (Last Men On Earth) Kylie […]

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Tila Tequila Is Evicted And Shit Around The Web

August 28, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Bat shit crazy Tila Tequila was kicked off Big Brother UK because of her love of Hitler. You remember, how much she loves the Fuhrer. Even though she’s Asian fusion or whatever the fuck. Read about this Nazi cum sponge’s latest troubles. (TMZ) Nina Kristin Fiutak takes a topless bath on Big Brother Germany. (Egotastic […]

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Tila Tequila Doesn’t Need Porn Awards

January 29, 2015 | nipslip | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tila Tequila is humble in her victories and gonorrheic in her defeats. No sooner did she win best celebrity sex tape at the AVN Awards for Anal Plunge 2: Tila Pretends To Have an Unauthorized Sex Tape, than she announced Farrah Abraham can have the trophy. She just wants to be known as the World’s […]

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Tila Tequila Reproduces

November 18, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Turns out, Tila Tequila is still alive. She’s also reproducing. She posted on her blog that she gave birth to a baby girl, which really irritated the general public who by and large assumed she was either dead in a Gainesville motel or well on her way to being dead in a Gainesville motel. Vexing to […]

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I Wonder if Tila Tequila Is Still Pregnant

June 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

What lies within this reproductive sac may just be the ruin of our civilization. But fuck it, who doesn’t get misty eyed when a new life comes into this world. Things aren’t going super smoothly between this apocalyptic reaper’s parental units. Tila has been making claims that Thomas Whitaker wouldn’t make a great father because […]

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Tila Tequila Reveals Who Knocked Her Up

April 25, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Tila Tequila revealed that her baby daddy is some d-bag named Thomas Paxton Whitaker. I can’t believe I care enough to ask who the fuck is that? With three names I assumed he was either a child rapist or a progressive housewife, but, no, he’s a struggling musician who probably thinks that being balls deep […]

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