Uma Thurman Wishes Harvey Weinstein a Slow Death for Thanksgiving

November 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

“Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! (Except you Harvey, and all your wicked conspirators – I’m glad it’s going slowly – you don’t deserve a bullet) -stay tuned Uma Thurman”


Uma Thurman Sexual Misconduct Monologue Up For Awards (VIDEO)

November 8, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

To Uma Thurman’s credit, she realizes the audience doesn’t want pro forma Weinstein rant any longer. That show closed last week. 


As Goes the Pirelli Calendar So Goes the World

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Topless wall calendars were popularized long ago by auto parts company that realized that chicks with big tits would make for free brand promotion hanging in every single working garage around the world.


Uma Thurman’s Face Settled

May 18, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Remember when you couldn’t sleep without the lights on because Uma Thurman disfigured her face and it reminded you of the time you watched your ceramic monkey melt in the house fire your dad lit for insurance? If you’d listened to the Eastern European human trafficking experts on surgically altering faces, they all said, you […]


What The Fuck Happened To Uma Thurman And Shit Around The Web

March 19, 2015 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

It’s a shame what Uma Thurman did to her face. I’m sure it says something about sexism and ageism in Hollywood, but for the time being we should probably just focus on outing the name of her plastic surgeon. See the horror for yourself. (Huffington Post) St. Patrick’s Day might be over but liking redhead hotties […]


Uma Thurman Looks Different

February 11, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Uma Thurman modified her face for a role called I fucked up something awful trying to look younger God please give me a do-over. Some of the kinder celebrity rags are referring to her almost unrecognizable face last night as ‘make-up free’. She’s clearly wearing make up so that seemed rather lazy by way of […]


Quentin Tarantino And Uma Thurman Are A Thing

May 29, 2014 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino attended the closing ceremony of the Cannes Film Festival together, since they were both presenters, and they even walked the red carpet together. To the untrained eye, it would just seem like they’re two old friends who worked together on a film 20 years ago, but to us experts in […]


Uma Thurman In a Swimsuit

July 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I feel like Uma Thurman can no longer Kill Bill. Maybe she could bake him a lasagna and poison it or something. Sword fighting seems pretty much out of the question. I’m not sure what happened to Uma Thurman. I guess motherhood. It looks like fucking war. Photo Credit: FameFlynet


Uma Thurman gave a dumb name to the baby she almost killed

October 18, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

A few weeks ago, Uma Thurman was leaving an office with her new baby girl (born July 15th), but before going down some stairs, she was covered in a tarp. Because nothing bad could happen while you’re blindly walking under a tarp carrying a baby. Oh wait, yes it could. You could trip and kill […]


Uma Thruman is doing a porn movie

October 12, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

In what sounds like it would have been a much much better idea about 10 years ago, Uma Thurman has joined the cast of Lars von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’, currently shooting in and around Cologne, Germany, and described as an “epic pornographic drama”. As in, the actors actually have real sex. With each other. And it’s filmed. […]