Zoe Saldana’s Blockbuster Body and Shit Around the Web

May 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Danielle Knudson asstastic photo shoot (DrunkenStepfather)

Tyga parties with bikini-clad blondes on a yacht in Miami (TMZ)

Victoria Bonya caught skinny dipping in the surf (TaxiDriverMovie)

Daphne Groeneveld topless Scooby snacks (EgotasticAllStars)

Ariana Grande works her little booty (HollywoodTuna)

Zoe Saldana and the Hottest Actresses of May 2017’s Blockbusters (Egotastic)

Ashley Benson sexy legs and groovy curves (Popoholic)

Camila Mendes just keeps getting hotter (Fleshbot)

TV Nudity Report: American Gods and Billions (Mr. Skin)

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Zoe Saldana Not Black Enough

March 7, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

It’s finally happened. The world of trigger warnings and political correctness has collapsed onto itself. A black person has been accused of employing blackface. Zoe Saldana is being attacked for her portrayal of Nina Simone in an upcoming biopic. Critics, much of Simone’s family among them, have aggressively lashed out at Saldana for being far too […]

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Zoe Saldana Not Black Enough And Shit Around The Web

March 5, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

The estate and fans of singer Nina Simone are pissed that Zoe Saldana isn’t Black enough to play Nina Simone in the new shitty-looking biopic. First, people get pissed if White dudes play Black characters and now they get mad if the skin tone doesn’t match. WTF, yo? There is no winning. People need to […]

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Zoe Saldana Braless And Pregnant

August 19, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Braless and pregnant and standing in front of a cupcake sign is not what I’d advise anybody as their public relations representative. I guess it beats standing in front of a sign that reads swollen floppy tits. Zoe Saldana is bucking the celebrity trend  by having a husband and gestating her own babies. She’s also […]

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Zoe Saldana Promotes Movies Well

August 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chris Pratt had to run around to tons of late night talk shows doing staged jokes to promote Guardians of the Galaxy. They told Zoe Saldana she could just take her clothes off for a woman’s magazine. That’s pretty fucking sexist. Yet I know I don’t need to hear her talk or see Chris Pratt […]

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Zoe Saldana Isn’t Nude

May 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The big press release I got said ‘Zoe Saldana is nude in this month’s Allure!’. Okay, it wasn’t a press release so much as FSI in Glamour that fell out when I was perusing an article about how to Ombre your own hair. It was for a friend. Fuck, I said too much. The point […]

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Zoe Saldana Is Braless

May 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’d be lying like most men if I didn’t say I took a turn or two at thoughts of Zoe Saldana ten feet tall and blue and nude after seeing Avatar seven times in 3D. I like exotic women and the idea of a woman with twice normal size breasts seems appealing. In reality, Zoe’s […]

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