Tish Cyrus Nipple Was Really the Best

June 17, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Your daughter’s growing out her armpit hair and dating the Geek Squad tranny who came to fix her cable modem, but you know better, don’t you, mom?. Social progress memes come and go. A bleached blond MILF’s nipples have been attracting attention since the dawn of time. Who’s that fool to your right trying to […]

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Pixie Lott Nip Slip In Cannes

May 29, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Pixie Lott is a supremely British looking singer who had a whole bunch of pop songs you’d know if you were a pedophile trying to lure girls into the back of your lorry with knowledge of tween music. That might be unfair, even if entirely true. Instead of bitching about having to dress like a lady […]

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Miley Cyrus’ Nipple Gets Jane Fonda More Episodes

May 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A social media thumbs up from Miley Cyrus alone can get a TV show renewed. The AARP comedy Grace and Frankie starring Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin as two golden girls striking out together after their husbands run off with each other got approved for a second season seconds after Miley Cyrus got super baked and […]

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Julianne Hough Nip Slip At DWTS After Party

May 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Julianne Hough’s dress not working Mormon right was the sum total highlight of Season 5,000 of Dancing With the Stars. ABC is running seasons on continuous cycle allowing them to air an episode every thirteen seconds somewhere on this planet. The alternative is producing a scripted network TV show which has to seem like building […]

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AnnaLynne McCord Opens Up

April 15, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The best thing that ever happened to Hollywood might be the braless trend. The Westboro Baptist people might say The AIDS, but I’m sticking with an endless array of young women exposing their tits to the elements. I’ve seen more swollen nipples in the past year than John Travolta on a private Greek island holiday. […]

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Behati Prinsloo Nip Slip At Oscar Party

February 24, 2015 | nipslip | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Like much of America, the entrance of Maroon 5 at the Oscars signaled a four minute window to take a much needed dump. If I want to see handsome men moping, I can sit outside any casting call in this town. That is how I intend to spend my golden years. Watching those who God […]

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Nicki Minaj Posts Nip Slip To Instagram

February 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That looks a lot like Derek Jeter and Nicki Minaj’s nipple. Two things that could use a good humility punch in the areola. I wasn’t really sure how short and unnecessary Nicki Minaj was until I saw her standing next to a professional athlete. She wouldn’t be all that hard to pack in a crate […]

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Tila Tequila Doesn’t Need Porn Awards

January 29, 2015 | nipslip | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tila Tequila is humble in her victories and gonorrheic in her defeats. No sooner did she win best celebrity sex tape at the AVN Awards for Anal Plunge 2: Tila Pretends To Have an Unauthorized Sex Tape, than she announced Farrah Abraham can have the trophy. She just wants to be known as the World’s […]

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Karlie Kloss Nip Slip in Versace

January 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everybody in Paris was buzzing about Taylor Swift’s lesbian girlfriend’s nipple slip during the Versace show. I think. They speak that gobbledygook language. They might’ve been talking about what sparkling white pairs best with cock. The only excitement in a fashion show is when you see some tit. Everything else is just the white noise of […]

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Bai Ling Tit Falls Out in Germany

December 2, 2014 | nipslip | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Yesterday was International The AIDS Day. I celebrated by pretending that men get The AIDS from vaginas. Today is International Older Chicks In Hollywood Flashing Their Big Ass Nipples Day. I’m celebrating by pretending this is a trend I hope continues. Photo Credit: Getty

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