Must Find Somebody to Blame in Chris Berman's Wife's Fatal Crash

There are certain downsides to being a celebrity. Lack of privacy. Everything else is pretty amazing. Like the desperate attempt of law enforcement to cover for you and your family members' missteps. Especially if you're a beloved public figure. read more

Cindy Crawford Turns Out Her Kids and Taylor Swift Heroic Survivor on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #97

On this week's Last Men on Earth podcast, Matt and I and special guest Jessica Winther explore various depths of human depravity including ESPN's self-immolating slave auction, Cindy Crawford auctioning her white kids, reports that porn is killing erections in young men,... read more

Halsey Playboy Nips And Other Shit Around The Web

Plus Olivia Munn upskirt, naked New Mexico natives, January Jones hot bikini cleavage, and more! read more

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Lori Loughlin Full Of Crap About Daughter's Car Accident

Celebrity parents are some of the most out of touch individuals on the planet. The evasion of common sense when you're a star is a dominant trait. read more

Idol Scraping the Bottom for Judges

With only a few weeks left to go until discovering singers with an exploitable tragic backstory, American Idol is still without a full roster of hackneyed grossly made up talking mannequin judges. read more

Paris Hilton Revives Reality TV

Paris Hilton is underrated. Her powers of resurrection rival that of Jesus Christ himself. And now she's bringing reality TV back from the dead.  read more

Alexa Rae Is a Social Media Influencer, Also, Completely Made Up

In what should come as no surprise to any sentient being, a good number of social media "influencers" are wholly invented fictions. That's not to deny that the Kardashians can move a shit ton of makeup.  read more

Pink Milking For All It's Worth

While the world turns its collective head towards business casual neo-Nazis, somewhat passable trans man Pink is holding down the milk bag advocacy fort that nobody gives a fuck about. When you're engaged in a battle against zero people for media attention, what does that... read more

Sexual Assault, Director's Cut

How many licks does it take to get to the center of sexual assault conviction? The world may never know. But for Roman three minors may be the answer. read more

Kardashian Victims The Hollywood Reporter Interview

The Hollywood Reporter must have had some extra black dicks lying around, and some cheesecake for Khloé, because they were able to lure almost the entire Kardashian/Jenner klan (Caitlyn was off making America great again) to one place for a new photoshoot and interview.... read more

Katy Perry Back Banging Bloom

With Katy claiming to kiss girls and like it, no one knows why her heterosexual relationships keep failing. read more

Bonnie Tyler Books an Eclipse Gig

There have only ever been two reasons to embark on a cruise ship. Gambling in international waters and endless drink tickets. Three if you happen to love gay sex and dwell in a red state.  read more