Blac Chyna Seems Remorseful

February 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fresh off her felony arrest for drunk and disorderly and ecstasy possession in the Austin airport, Blac Chyna hit the laser tattoo removal center to etch out the rapper Future’s name in bold face font on her hand she got when she mistakenly thought they were dating. There’s a ‘your brain on drugs’ commercial that might […]

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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie

June 15, 2015 | pictures | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like when people are good at shit then shut the fuck up. LeBron is amazing at the round ball but can’t keep his trap shut. Top earning actresses have to bleed stigmata over the plight of women in film. Rolling Stone has to invent high profile rape stories to get attention for their nineteenth […]

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Behati Prinsloo Remains Pretty Hot

January 15, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In between wishing Adam Levine to drown in the tiniest of urine puddles, there’s some begrudging respect for being in a band and using it to bone tons of hot women. That’s execution to a solid plan. I flipped the TV on in the middle of the night recently and saw that same fortunate fuck […]

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Give Me Back My Damn Bikini Top, You Venezuelean Whore

February 13, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I might be reading into this. And I might be confusing Venezuela with Brazil. I think all of South America was like one piece in Risk. But there’s still nothing finer than seeing two girls with with big fake yabbos and a poor command of the English language grabbing each others bikinis at the beach. […]

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Rony Seikaly’s Girlfriend Knows How to Change Her Top

December 21, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When Brazilian girls come of age (I think that’s about nine depending on your state) the family of the good looking ones pack her a bean cake and four Brazilian coins and put her on the next ship to anywhere knowing that she’ll have Kal-El like advantages when she arrives in normal person looking lands. […]

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Sydney Leathers Made Another Sex Tape

August 22, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I thought she already made a sex tape, but I guess this is the real real sex tape released today. It certainly looks like sex. As opposed to sexting, which is to sex as watching Food TV is to eating. I don’t get it. I’m even hungrier when the show is over. I can’t help […]

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Anne Vyalitsyna Is In GQ Mexico

April 30, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

GQ Mexico apparently exists and I was surprised to know they don’t feature Selena Gomez on every cover. They went with Victoria Secret model and girl who dumped Adam Levine, Anne Vyalitsyna, and truthfully I’m not that impressed. Is she good looking? Sure, but do I want to ravage her? Again sure, but these pictures […]

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Doutzen Kroes Is A Good Swimmer

April 30, 2013 | bikini | Brendon| 0 Comments

Victoria Secret model Doutzen Kroes was spotted at the beach over the weekend in Miami. And by ‘spotted’ I mean she was posing for photographers and making a big ruckus so that everybody looked at her. My god her ass is terrific. I’m surprised too; you usually wouldn’t expect that from someone whose entire career […]

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Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer Should Fight

April 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

UFC can’t seem to put on a title fight anybody cares $60 worth about. But they do know how to find hot ass ring girls. Like Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer. These bubble headed babes hold up ring cards and get naked for Playboy which has made them celebrities. I’d pay $60 on PPV to […]

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Rihanna Loves Chris Brown, Hates Bras

March 6, 2013 | pictures | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rihanna’s been talking this week about making a baby with Chris Brown. Because she’s in love. And she’s stupid as fuck. If you’re not picturing an angry high-pitched squealing Chris Brown beating the baby out of Rihanna, you’re not really trying. This chick loves drama. And weed. But mostly drama. Part of which is taking […]

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