Justin Bieber Hits Paparazzi With Car

Some of life's most important lessons can only be learned through firsthand experience. If you look at Amy Schumer's tit, your retinas will explode. If you stand in front of a moving car, you will get run over. The latter is especially difficult for members of the elite... read more

Jesus Christ Interfering With Justin Bieber's Career

Now that the drama of not wowing more audiences with shitty autotuned music has settled, all eyes are back on Carl Lentz, and Bieber's new faith in Christ cults. Lentz leads the Hillsong Church - a group that has all the buzzwords of the subject of an HBO true crime drama... read more

Justin Bieber Banned From Terrible Country

With limited zoning regulations, rivers that you could use to dissolve a body Breaking Bad style (probably a newborn girl,) working conditions that enable us to buy disintegrating Old Navy t-shirts for $3, and crime scene-resembling cuisine, China should be the number one... read more

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Justin Bieber Climbing Dumb Tattoo Charts

It's hard to keep up with which young rich kid in Hollywood is currently leaving the trendy tattoo parlor with the shittiest idea for permanent ink. This was bound to happen when drinking and driving became passé for the 18--24 year old millionaires.  read more

Justin Beiber Rider Demands Heavy on the Yogurt

Leaked insane musician riders should be taken with a grain of salt. The Evian baths and pre-sorted M&M's are equal parts lore and tweaking rocker shouting random shit out to his agent. read more

Justin Bieber Not a People Person (VIDEO)

You don't have to be a people person for Usher to find you, dispense throat babies, and turn you into a junior teen pop star. Justin Bieber's identifiable skills are being cute and playing some guitar. Being a selfless dude was never on the employee questionnaire.    read more

Justin Bieber Imposter Collects Tons of Underaged Nudes

A man posing as Justin Bieber on social media managed to convince dozens of underaged kids to provide him with unclothed photos. Not exactly genius, but presumably he's receiving high fives in the pedophile ranks.  read more

Nobody Going to the Grammy's This Year

Justin Bieber, Kanye West, and Drake  are all passing on attending the Grammys  even though they have 22 nominations between them. All three not so subtly noted how the young black man is being kept down by the Grammys. Though older black men, black Canadian Jews, and... read more

Justin Bieber Argentina Verboten

The wheels of Argentinean justice move slowly. They're still figuring out what to do with all the Nazi ex-pats who arrived in '46. Especially after all the parades and celebrations. read more

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Grammy Lamenting Is Getting Old

The Grammy Award nominations came out. All your top selling music artists are up for most of the awards. Beyonce, Kanye, Bieber, the usual suspects. The pretend game that major award shows in any entertainment format honor the highest quality in the medium has been going... read more

Justin Bieber Punches a Fan

Every asshole will have his day. It often coincides with an effeminate Spanish teen reaching his hand into your car window to try and stroke your chest. read more

Justin Bieber's Real Ticket Buyers Speak Out

Justin Bieber threw a temper tantrum in London protesting the fact that his screaming fans weren't taking him seriously as an artist. Sasha Grey was known to do the same during her double penetration scenes. These outbursts can last a few years until society recycles the... read more