Jennifer Lawrence: "I Feel Like I Got Gang-Banged By The F**king Planet"

Jennifer Larence is claiming her piece of the rapey Hollywood pie by equating her nude pic hacking scandal to an intercontinental gang-bang. The former A-lister was one of the many victims of the Fappening, and while she hasn't actually been penetrated by every peen on... read more

The OG Megan Fox Granny Instagram Hottie

Megan Fox has apparently signed a forty-five-year contract with lingerie company Frederick's of Hollywood, because once again she's back to pimp out their whore clothes to the delight of people who appreciate the finer things in life. Megan Fox was the... read more

Donald Trump Jr. Socialist Halloween In Penis Huggers

With all the fame ho celebrities airing out their vages in hourly rate-ready slut wear this Halloween, who would have thought that the real headline-grabber would be Donald Trump Jr. His father's perfectly-shaped cat anus mouth is always ready for our attention, but we... read more

Minaj Bod Mod Hodgepodge

Celebrity asses are really having to one-up each other in the race to grab headlines, and it looks like Nicki Minaj isn't ready to throw in the towel, even though she's going up against the likes of botched Armenian centaur Kim Kardashian. Minaj has made a living out of... read more

Louisa Johnson Does Britney

Halloween is a magical time of the year sluts far and wide, but each year, like in a fairytale, a select few sluts are chosen for Internet headlines covering whatever tragic party happened the night before. In this case, it's the KISS House Party. International singing... read more

Kelly Clarkson Looks Like Hell

While we know that all of the aged 90's actresses out there got together at some point and decided on a standardized face, it would appear now that Khloé Kardashian, Kelly Clarkson, and honestly the rhinestone Sea Witch herself Wynonna Judd are now gunning for the same... read more

Guess That Celebrity

The fact that so many female celebrities, Mickey Rourke included, end up morphing into the same woman when they hit a certain age makes me a little sad. But I have a feeling that once we see the freshman class of plastic surgery victims hit middle-age, including Kim... read more

Demi Lovato Feminist Under Tit For "Narcissistic Career"

Demi Lovato will pretty much adopt any cause that she reads about in a Buzzfeed listicle, and today that cause is dec under tit in a "feminist" crop top. From the Forever 21 "Woke Slut" collection. This is what we've been fighting for. Lovato is sometimes a lesbian when... read more

Kate Hudson In Heap Of Trouble With C-Section Social Media Soldiers

Women have been arguing since the day humans developed the concept of what an opposing opinion is. The internet has done nothing but empower and embolden the bloodthirsty beast that is known as a collective group of angry women upset over any given topic. read more

Josh Duggar Just Doesn't Pull Out, Daddy Again

In Arkansas you're either into college football or a desperate search for something to do to cure boredom. If you're Josh Duggar, you're probably into kids. read more

Scarlett Johansson Seals Divorce Deal, Free Woman

I believe Scarlett looked better with more hair on her head. Mostly because she didn't look like she was about to fight Sylvester Stallone.  read more

Teyana Taylor Fashion Runway Twerk

I'm convinced most attendees that annually attend high-end fashion shows have never been anywhere near a Harlem strip club. That can be the only way Teyona Taylor keeps grabbing headlines with her "daring dance moves." read more