Danielle Bregoli Pleads Guilty

Danielle Bregoli, who has been fourteen with fake tits for the past five years, copped to some fairly serious charges in juvenile court in Florida, where she simply had to be from.   read more

Kylie Jenner's Boyfriend Caught Banging Ten Other Chicks

There's a point at which cheating becomes somewhat impressive. Like when you're caught fucking twins. Or banging ten other women your girlfriend or wife doesn't know about. Both rappers. Go figure.   read more

Taylor Swift Comes Out of Hiding With Cringe-Worthy Westbrook Congrats (VIDEO)

Taylor Swift has been in hiding since earlier this year. Some say she's locked down in her candy factory after too much public attention nearly ruined her chocolate. Others suggest long term esthetician treatments and slapping her boyfriend's hand away from her adorable... read more

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Demi Moore New Teeth Are Biting Back

There's a quiet confidence a woman gains when her meth teeth are fixed. Watch Orange is the New Black for a dramatized example. Though skip the ninety-four percent about oppressive prison conditions for the underclass. It's not as broadly humorous as it used to be. Demi... read more

Serena Williams Pregnant Naked

Serena Williams covers the August issue of Vanity Fair with barely covered tits and a distended womb. Motherhood is beautiful. Photographer Annie Leibovitz has been jonesing to capture the essence of a pregnant linebacker. read more

Does Alison Brie Actually Suck Dick?

Websites often formulate headlines as questions in order to capitalize on popular searches for SEO purposes. Assuming that people have either seen Alison Brie in GLOW or read her new interview in Marie Claire, I was debating on anticipating audiences with "Did Alison Brie... read more

Bella Hadid Handle With Care

Bella Hadid is tearing through Paris like the publicity machine Tasmanian Devil wearing anything that sticks. Her style sensibilities have left her in a bra and bright orange 90's prostitute-inspired garb. Since Hadid looks like she was thirty in the 90's, it all just... read more

Bella Thorne Working That Disick

At only nineteen years old Bella Thorne has learned that the key to winning the hearts of Americans is fake fucking a Kardashian tangental douchebag. America's Busted Sweetheart was randomly caught by the paps holding hands with Scott Disick while leaving 1 OAK Nightclub... read more

Rebecca Burger Whipped Creamed to Death

Even the attractive social media fitness models among us will die some day. You can only hope the French chicks with nice asses splashed with bidet water will linger longer than the rest. read more

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Corinne Olympios' Boyfriend Also Investigating

Corinne Olympios' boyfriend, Jordan Gielchinsky, has issued a qualified unqualified statement of support for the woman he calls his long time friend and girlfriend. read more

Courtney Cox Not Transitioning To Bruce Jenner

Courtney Cox proudly proclaims in something called New Beauty Magazine that her face is back to normal after years of playing pincushion with various doctors. read more

Lucy Hale Fat Shames Herself

Lucy Hale violated the politically proper designation of persons beautiful in every way including the severely overweight way by fat shaming herself in a casual manner on Instagram. The not yet thirty year old TV actress posted a Father's Day throwback pic of herself with... read more