George Lopez Almost Cares About Dreamers

February 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

George Lopez is going to protest the unfair treatment of anchor babies in need of a college education across the nation by no longer playing golf until a solution for DACA is passed. How sincere. Clearly his sacrifice of... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence: “I Feel Like I Got Gang-Banged By The F**king Planet”

November 21, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jennifer Larence is claiming her piece of the rapey Hollywood pie by equating her nude pic hacking scandal to an intercontinental gang-bang. The former A-lister was one of the many victims of the Fappening, and while she hasn't actually been... READ MORE

The OG Megan Fox Granny Instagram Hottie

November 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Megan Fox has apparently signed a forty-five-year contract with lingerie company Frederick's of Hollywood, because once again she's back to pimp out their whore clothes to the delight of people who appreciate the finer things in life. Megan Fox was the... READ MORE

Donald Trump Jr. Socialist Halloween In Penis Huggers

November 1, 2017 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

With all the fame ho celebrities airing out their vages in hourly rate-ready slut wear this Halloween, who would have thought that the real headline-grabber would be Donald Trump Jr. His father's perfectly-shaped cat anus mouth is always ready for our... READ MORE

Minaj Bod Mod Hodgepodge

October 30, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Celebrity asses are really having to one-up each other in the race to grab headlines, and it looks like Nicki Minaj isn't ready to throw in the towel, even though she's going up against the likes of botched Armenian centaur Kim Kardashian.... READ MORE

Louisa Johnson Does Britney

October 28, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Halloween is a magical time of the year sluts far and wide, but each year, like in a fairytale, a select few sluts are chosen for Internet headlines covering whatever tragic party happened the night before. In this case, it's... READ MORE

Kelly Clarkson Looks Like Hell

October 27, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

While we know that all of the aged 90's actresses out there got together at some point and decided on a standardized face, it would appear now that Khloé Kardashian, Kelly Clarkson, and honestly the rhinestone Sea Witch herself Wynonna... READ MORE

Guess That Celebrity

October 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The fact that so many female celebrities, Mickey Rourke included, end up morphing into the same woman when they hit a certain age makes me a little sad. But I have a feeling that once we see the freshman... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Feminist Under Tit For “Narcissistic Career”

October 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato will pretty much adopt any cause that she reads about in a Buzzfeed listicle, and today that cause is dec under tit in a "feminist" crop top. From the Forever 21 "Woke Slut" collection. This is what... READ MORE

Kate Hudson In Heap Of Trouble With C-Section Social Media Soldiers

September 15, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women have been arguing since the day humans developed the concept of what an opposing opinion is. The internet has done nothing but empower and embolden the bloodthirsty beast that is known as a collective group of angry women... READ MORE