Spencer Pratt Grooming Newborn For Celebrity Rehab

"You’re not a good parent if you’re not trying to get your son set up to potentially get a $250 million gig, If doctors were getting paid $250 million, we’d hit the books hard, but currently that’s not the reality." read more

Heidi Montag With Child

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt would eat a litter of puppies if they thought it would land them a sentence in Parade Magazine. Instead, they’re having a kid. read more

Spencer Pratt Jiu-Jitsu Beast

There aren't many serious douchebags who ever turn things around. It's worth noting so that you can wait pointlessly for every other asshole you know to someday be your best friend. read more

Spencer Pratt Heals The Fat Jewish And Shit Around The Web

Notorious joke thief and generally disgusting slob the Fat Jewish is turning to a higher power for help. No, not his rabbi. Spencer Pratt, the douchenozzle from The Hills, is going to heal the unfunny tub with his magic crystals. Yes, for real. I hope they both get... read more

Why the Long Face, Heidi Montag?

In case you were wondering what hapless reality TV dipshits Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were up to, and I know that you really were, they just got home from a swank vacation in Cabo, where they undoubtedly got away from the troubles of nobody giving a flying rat's ass... read more

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt To Have Aura Baby

Useless potato people Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are trying to conceive a baby. Wait, before you slit your wrists to opt out of the coming of the devil spawn they would produce, it's not a real baby. It's an aura baby. What in the name of holy fuck is an aura baby?... read more