Twitter Is the Premier Choice of Your Jihadi Types

February 18, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Congratulations to Twitter. While the social media site has been losing market share in inane tween girls who could really benefit from fresh air and burpees, they’ve been cleaning up in Islamic State supporters. About 46,000 of them reported on Twitter in the past three months, which still pales in comparison to the human carnage […]

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Twitter Exec Can’t Figure Out Twitter

November 26, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Twitter CFO Anthony Noto tried to send a direct message to someone on Twitter but accidentally posted it publicly. This comes as a relief to anyone who has tried using Twitter, foundered incompetently, and ended up posting defamatory remarks about The Kids These Days on Facebook or just the bulletin board at work. While it […]

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US Airways Took Social Media To New Heights

April 15, 2014 | News | Brendon| 0 Comments

One of the fun things about being a person who doesn’t spend every waking moment on Twitter is that if someone important tweets something incredibly fucking stupid, which is usually at least once a day, and they delete it almost immediately, there’s still a chance that someone caught it and copied it. Yesterday, someone at […]

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Hackers Outed Justin Bieber On E!’s Twitter

May 6, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

The Syrian Electronic Army became a household name two weeks ago, when so-called hackers logged into the Associated Press’ Twitter account and Tweeted that there had been an explosion at the White House and President Obama had been injured. The result was a 100-point dip in the DOW Jones Industrial Average in a matter of […]

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lets all pretend X-Men 3 never happened

November 28, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Brett Ratner is such a shitty director that when he was done with ‘X-Men: The Last Stand’, the franchise had to literally go back in time before it existed and start over. Which is how we got ‘X-Men: First Class’ from the terrific Matthew Vaughn. Now the sequel to that is back with Bryan Singer […]

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Chris Brown fans seem stable

November 27, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Chris Brown was doing the same stupid shit he always does on twitter last night (post “sexy” pictures of himself like it was some kind of gay classified), when he found himself in a war or words with beloved twitterer Jenny Johnson. As you can see, things did not go well for Brown, on account […]

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Chris Brown’s Girlfriend Doesn’t Make Sense

March 14, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Karrueche Tran, made the news recently by engaging in a Twitter fight with Rihanna in which they both actually fight over urban America’s most beloved moonwalking woman-beater. In a new turn of events, and what I’m attributing solely to some sort of brain damage (See: being Chris Brown’s girlfriend, Results of), TMZ […]

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